Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Cubed Cuber]

What's the secret to that?
( If that was said before, my excuse for saying that is that I'm too lazy to read all 212 pages.

 

[AwesomeARC]

Non-Cuber: Y'know, my dad solved it when he was like 7 years old.
Me: #Facepalm... It wasn't even invented back then.

 

[Dr_Detonation]

In order to solve the cube you have to see the truth. You have to realise that there is no cube, you're only solving yourself.

Sounds like yoda

 

[Dr_Detonation]

I was sitting with my friends once and playing with my GTS2 when the guy sitting in front of us (who had. a Rubix brand) asked me "can you solve it?". I thought it was pretty obvious since I got was holding a $20 speedcube, but I said yeah. The he said " first you do the cross, then the corners, than the edges, then the last layer. " The whole time I just nodded and solve it in thirty seconds ...I was slower back then.
Then he was like, why don't you use Rubix brand? I stared at him.
"Becuse they suck"
"No they're the best" he says. "They invented it"

Facepalm

 

[Cubed Cuber]

facepalm

 

[Jackrum1220]

Non-Cuber: My brother used to able to solve it in 3 seconds.
Me: Sure...

 

[Malkom]

Sounds like yoda

It's actually a matrix reference.

 

[FastCubeMaster]

This one was hilarious: (at the time at least)

(After some time)

"So I'll briefly outline the steps of my method. First, I get the white cross, a..."
"And then it's easy from there?!"

Later

"Did the cube come to you together or did you have to fix it?"

 

[Dr_Detonation]

Once I heard "how fast can Mr rubriks do it?"

 

[DGCubes]

"Did the cube come to you together or did you have to fix it?"

Well, DIY cubes used to be a thing (although I imagine that's not what they were trying to ask).

 

[Cubed Cuber]

DIY cubes are still a thing. The Cubicle.us has them. The problem is that the DIY 3x3 kit is just putting the stickers on.

 

[Cubed Cuber]

My teacher said this: "Put the triangle away please!" LOL

 

[Dr_Detonation]

This thread seems to just be a place where we all come to rant.

 

[Cubed Cuber]

true

 

[Mastermind2368]

A non cuber told me I have a fast rate.

 

[Mastermind2368]

elik's doesn't have any official sub-5 solves,

Outdated.

 

[Rcuber123]

Outdated.

Really!? A post from a year and a half is outdated!

 

[Cubed Cuber]

Its not really outdated since many people are still posting on this tread.

 

[Cubed Cuber]

How 'bout "Look! I've got a rubik's brand speedcube!"

 

[Cubed Cuber]

How do you do that?!
You're so good at it!
A non-cuber saying that to a cuber that has a 1 min avg.