Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

I'm sub 40, on a very good day. Someone saw me solving, and told me his cousin competes in speed competitions and does really, REALLY good at them. I said he must be a lot better than me. He said that I was WAY faster than his cousin.

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I'm sub 40, on a very good day. Someone saw me solving, and told me his cousin competes in speed competitions and does really, REALLY good at them. I said he must be a lot better than me. He said that I was WAY faster than his cousin.

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You're probably sub-40 if you warm-up Sub-35 next stop!
 
Once on a train I was just doing some timed solves:

Guy next to me: How the hell did you do that!?
Me: Well-(interrupted)
GNTM: (to the nearest person) Did you see that, he just solved the Rubiks cube! I could never do that. (looks at the time on my timer) I'm out... (25 sec solve)

I was suprised by this just because he didn't say the usual things apart from how do you do it but I was expecting just a barrage of stereotypical non-cuber comments.

Also what do you think when people see Feliks solving in public?
 
I just heard someone in school say that he could solve it when he saw my square-1, so I handed it to him and he just stared at it and said: "I meant I could solve a 6x6".
 
Im just sitting in mcdonalds solving my valk, when some 7 yr old kid comes over and sais "hey, stop! you cant use that! those are only for school!" I don't reply for a second because i am wondering what could possibly make him think that, then i say, "ummmmmmmmm i do this for fun." I start just turning it without thinking, and he yells "Hey! Stop using that! That is only for school!"

Does anyone have any idea what he could have possibly be thinking?
 
  • "Whoa, is that a 10x10?" "Does it look like one to you?" (I don't own a 10x10, they're expensive)
  • "I can't even solve the 1x1!"
  • Someone was looking at my Yuxin Purple 5x5 and asked me, "Is that 5x5 from Rubik's?" The logos don't look similar at all.
  • I handed someone my 2x2. He pointed at the logo and asked me, "Is this a wildcard or something?"
  • I brought a 7x7 in with a dot pattern on it. Someone asked me, "Did you peel off the stickers to do that?"
  • "How did you solve that?" "Actually, all of this is an illusion; in reality I'm peeling all of the stickers off."
  • "I memorize algorithms--" "WHAT THE HECK IS AN ALGORITHM!?"
  • "I bet a colorblind person can't solve one." "Say that to Mats Valk & Chris Olson."

My favorite thing to do is demonstrate the 3-step process of solving a 2x2 using Varasano (Face, OLL, PBL). Easy "mind=blown" trick.
 
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This past Monday I was at a café. Someone saw me with a 4x4 and this random guy literally said, "oh a Rubik's cube. I solved it once by accident." I said, "here," as I tossed him a 3x3, "solve this one by accident."
He messed with it for a little bit then handed it back with a foolish look on his face.

Should I feel like a jerk for calling him out on his lie?
 
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