Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

cubersmith said:
My grandad said to me,

"Have fun at your Cubix Rube competition"

LOL
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wow.... i wish i could go to a comp :'(

i was cubing while waiting for my brother to get out of school and there was a crowd of people watchin me and they were like "u should go to a comp, u would win"....i average almost sub 20....

then at school when i was cubing ppl called my 7x7 a big fake rubik's cube :fp
 
My friend saw me solving mine in school and, not believing that I could actually solve it, brought in his cube the next day for me to solve. The next day he came up to me with a storebought cube that was scrambled, and a crowd of about 10 people. I started the solve, and when i got to f2l, i noticed 2 red-orange edges. :fp
 
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zerkelas said:
My friend saw me solving mine in school and, not believing that I could actually solve it, brought in his cube the next day for me to solve. The next day he came up to me with a storebought cube that was scrambled, and a crowd of about 10 people. I started the solve, and when i got to f2l, i noticed 2 red-orange edges. :fp
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Lol, then what did you do?

Sometimes my cubing friends try to embarress me in front of non- cubers by scrambling my cube and flipping an edge piece.
I realize at OLL, and pretend to purposely get a pop so I can put it back.

I don't know what to do if that happened.
 
Mudkip said:
Lol, then what did you do?

Sometimes my cubing friends try to embarress me in front of non- cubers by scrambling my cube and flipping an edge piece.
I realize at OLL, and pretend to purposely get a pop so I can put it back.

I don't know what to do if that happened.
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I explained to him that the cube he brought was impossible to solve, although it took me and five other kids from the crowd to explain it. He kept saying "its just because your not good enough."
Forgot to mention, i go to High technology high school (look at the top of that list).
 
classmate:
You just have to learn the method then all you have to do is do it fast..
(Oh really?? It's not hard at all believe me!!!! (my thought))
In fact I can do it right now.

Me and my friend:
:fp
 
I was doing a team blind with one of my friends who doesn't know how to solve a cube but knows notation luckily enough... And I was calling without codes...
Classmate overheard us and in a mocking nerdy voice (you know the one) said stuff like:
"x2 reverse cyclops pi 45 R2 D2 320" etc...
Not only it distracted us but he was so damn annoying! If he thinks cubing is sad, making fun of people is a much sadder hobby. However cubing ain't sad, it's awesome.

Also we got down to about 55 seconds before the teacher came.
 
LuckyShadows said:
xDDD We should use that to troll the sort of people who say they peel off the stickers. Say that you'll teach them how to solve the cube, show them a video of a really fast solve and expect them to get it...
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And then tell them that the person solving wasn't even turning the layers to solve, but was in fact peeling the stickers off and putting them back on again really fast...
 
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LuckyShadows said:
There should be a competition for that. Speedsticking.
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Right? And we could have a side event where you're only allowed to use your teeth to remove and reposition the stickers. Chipping the stickers in the progress would result in a DNF and 20 blows to the bare posterior with a bamboo cane. Or a spiked mallet of some sort...
 
Speedsticking. If someone could even sub-20 speedsticking I would be impressed. The colour scheme would have to be right though.
Also stickers have this notorious property of not actually being able to stick back on...
 
5BLD said:
Speedsticking. If someone could even sub-20 speedsticking I would be impressed. The colour scheme would have to be right though.
Also stickers have this notorious property of not actually being able to stick back on...
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I'm pretty sure that there are some fair dames at the DaYan factory that can already do that easily. Whilst blindfolded and being thrashed with a bamboo cane...
 
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Bapao said:
and 20 blows to the bare posterior with a bamboo cane. Or a spiked mallet of some sort...
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Lol. Evil, twisted fun for the judges.

Bapao said:
I'm pretty sure that there are some fair dames at the DaYan factory that can already do that easily. Whilst blindfolded and being thrashed with a bamboo cane...
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But peeling them always seems like a problem... And they need to stick them exactly in the right place? Maybe the method would be to organise them first then stick...?
But yes, they are very fast at sticking, as I've seen.
 
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