4. Yu is just another cuber, who - I think - has a totally normal life, like most of us... Stop marking him as a celebrity!
No, you are wrong.
Because, some say that he has a scar on his forehead that burns when a WR is broken, and that it is the same shape as the Rubik's logo.
Or that his cubing awesomeness comes from the hair that have never been trimmed since he started cubing, and that if you are ever to cut them, they'd weigh the same as a V-cube 7.
Some say that he eats cubesmith vinyl to help constipation, and that when he solves a 5x5 it ends up becoming a gigaminx
Some say that he could solve 5 sides on a 3x3, and makes no difference for him if you give him no inspection time for 3x3 BLD
Some say that he does not respond well to silicone, but uses Maru lube as eyedrops to improve recognition.
Some say that he have no belly button, because it is copyright infringing the CC Lemon trademark.
Some say that his cereal is compsed of silicone and center caps, and cannot tell the difference between honey and Lubix.
..............all we know is, he's Yu Nakajima
EDIT: anyone want to make one for Feliks?