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She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall. Due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand.
Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity, shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island, stockpile them high until they're rarer than a diamond.
Step 2: You got to make the people think that they want them, really want them, really f**king want them, hit them like Bronson. Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment, if you haven't got a shell then your just a f**king waste man.
3: It's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly, shells must sell, that will be your new philosophy, swallow all your morals there a poor mans quality.
4: Expand. Expand. Expand. Clear forest, make land, fresh blood, on hands.
5: Why just shells why limit yourself? She sell sea shells, sell oil as well.
6: Guns. sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock.
7: Press on the gas take your foot off the breaks, then run to be the president of the united states!
8: Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate!
9: Polarize the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name!
10: The world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause... you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore and you sell sea shells on the sea shore...
 
You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
 
You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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