Identivalenzuelafication

[acrystal]

i hope im not infected

 

[Martyt7777]

i hope im not infected

Unfortunately, I just discovered that as of now (around 8 AM, AEST) you have been infected.

See this post for information on how to get treatment:

Post in thread 'Identivalenzuelafication'

Feb 18, 2026

Guys i have bad news i am infected I don't know the incubation time because i never actually checked if the virus touched me. IJust discovered this massive virus yesterday... The worse is i don't know in which stage of the virus i am in... Guerison might be impossible.View attachment 46767

Do not panic, proceed with treatment ASAP. See this thread:
Make sure you explicitly state your true identity. The incubation period should be around 18-20 hours according to CrazyCuber1213.

I just did some...

• Caleb Valenzuela

 

[acrystal]

Unfortunately, I just discovered that as of now (around 8 AM, AEST) you have been infected.

View attachment 48309

See this post for information on how to get treatment:

Post in thread 'Identivalenzuelafication'

Feb 18, 2026

Guys i have bad news i am infected I don't know the incubation time because i never actually checked if the virus touched me. IJust discovered this massive virus yesterday... The worse is i don't know in which stage of the virus i am in... Guerison might be impossible.View attachment 46767

Do not panic, proceed with treatment ASAP. See this thread:
Make sure you explicitly state your true identity. The incubation period should be around 18-20 hours according to CrazyCuber1213.

I just did some...

• Caleb Valenzuela

Nah whatever

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

looks like the virus has spread to me too cough i don't have much time cough cough

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

looks like the virus has spread to me too cough i don't have much time cough cough

A vaccine is being shipped to your location in 12 hours. Please go to your doctor immediately after and have them inject the vaccine. Do not attempt to vaccinate yourself.

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

A vaccine is being shipped to your location in 12 hours. Please go to your doctor immediately after and have them inject the vaccine. Do not attempt to vaccinate yourself.

i cough cough cough don't know if i have cough the mercy of time on my side...

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

i cough cough cough don't know if i have cough the mercy of time on my side...

Lock your bedroom door and call 911.

 

[cranberryjuice]

i cough cough cough don't know if i have cough the mercy of time on my side...

Try to stay optimistic. Maybe it's just hantavirus!

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

Try to stay optimistic. Maybe it's just hantavirus!

haha i'm immune to human viruses because i don't go on cruises

 

[Jared Burkhart]

@cuberbutnotacuberV2
I fear the worst for you. Your coughing may be contagious. And it is in my page here.
I have been immune this whole time, and am not going to get infected just because you spread it!

 

[Jared Burkhart]

Thank goodness I am safe!
*Google AI* He is DEFINATELY not Caleb Valenzuela

Google Search

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

cough cough stay... safe

 

[Martyt7777]

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cough cough stay... safe

What did Google AI say about Caleb “accidentally giving himself away” later in the screenshot?

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

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cough cough stay... safe

It has been 12 hours, how are you feeling?

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

It has been 12 hours, how are you feeling?

like cough there's no sign of a vaccine...

 

[Jared Burkhart]

like cough there's no sign of a vaccine...

Bro you are getting it all over me! Back off! Social distance! Wear a mask! You need yo see a doctor!

 

[Jared Burkhart]

I am immune. I am the cure to...identivalenzuela.
Funny that was in my auto correct. I did bot have to type that much at all

 

[thecubicwizard]

whoops

 

[Jared Burkhart]

whoops

Do not panic.
@Caleb Valenzuela
Another victim is in need of your assistance!
Hurry before he panics!

 

[thecubicwizard]

Do not panic.
@Caleb Valenzuela
Another victim is in need of your assistance!
Hurry before he panics!

Am I going to die?
Im dying arent i?
Im gonna die