I have a confession to make...

[AvGalen]

A confession, at last!

Robert, all speedsolving-moderators, Ryan Heise and the WCA-board-members are now gathering to decide on an appropiate punishment. Right now, the options are

1) A ban (from the simulator, speedsolving and the WCA)
2) A requirement to post only extremely helpful things until you reach the status of Top-Poster
3) Implementing a special keyboard scheme for you that only allows R-turns and x y z rotations
4) Not a ban, but a "cannot compete until the return of Kuti"
5) Teaching Yish his own method

I've spoken with the WCA Board, and we agreed on the following:

1. Because Hi-Games is not a sanctioned WCA event, the WCA will not and cannot administer any official WCA punishment, whether through the updating of WCA records, or through sanctioning of participation in WCA events.

2. Hi-Games qualifies under an unofficial-official WCA Mystery event.

3. A violation in ethics in an unofficial-official WCA Mystery event warrant punishment in an unofficial-official WCA Mystery event.

4. The punishment will therefore be the substitution of the offender for Patrick Jameson on a pogo stick.

Excellent punishment Tyson. I had always wondered what Patrick had done to "deserve" that. Robert really deserves this!
Robert can even consider himself lucky because the WCA has a "fully dressed" rule. A pogo stick can be a much bigger punishment if you are not allowed to wear any form of pants

You will soon here from Ryan Heise and from the speedsolving-moderators how WE will handle this

 

[Novriil]

If it's a april joke thread then you're welcome.
http://www.bestforyou.cubes.com/

Look! Theres so good jokes

 

[coinman]

Tere Uku!
Kose? I thought you lived in Nömme!

 

[Inusagi]

This reminds me of last year. A guy say something special, some people try to help him to trick us, and the result is an April fool

Good try though

 

[*LukeMayn*]

OH no D:
It's April 2nd here and he hasn't said anything xD
lol perfect joke (assuming it's a joke)

 

[Lt-UnReaL]

Wow...he was serious. There seems to be a flaw in the simulator. Just got 10.24 seconds 3x3, first try.

 

[moogra]

OH no D:
It's April 2nd here and he hasn't said anything xD
lol perfect joke (assuming it's a joke)

It probably is a joke. He has videos on youtube with camera of him doing it. No one would fake those videos and it isn't easy. Still almost got me though.

Nice solutions Tyson.

 

[Robert-Y]

Ok it's been a day, for those who haven't worked it out yet, yes this is an april fools joke Not that good, maybe I should've worked together with someone to make this joke better

 

[PatrickJameson]

Ok it's been a day, for those who haven't worked it out yet, yes this is an april fools joke Not that good, maybe I should've worked together with someone to make this joke better

What? Your results were already deleted from hi-games...APRIL FOOLS

 

[abr71310]

Is there a WCA cubing jail?

Yes, I think it's called Newark Penn Station at 12 AM on a Monday morning.

I actually fell out of my chair laughing at this one.

4. The punishment will therefore be the substitution of the offender for Patrick Jameson on a pogo stick.

LOL...
Tyson, that was pretty epic. What did PJ even do anyway? XD

 

[KubeKid73]

ZOMG! They were!

 

[AvGalen]

Pretty lame excue Robert. First you confess in the hope for sympathy. But when you feel the mighty punishment for Tyson you blame it all on a silly date and some folklore.

Ryan Heise has decided that only solves (by you) that use the Heise method will be allowed.

Speedsolving.com has decided that you will have to do every single puzzle on Gelatin-brain before we will allow you to post again. If you post before that we will punish you even harder