Dixon Spring 2014 (March 29th)

DYK...

Most importantly - the beard is gone!
My $400 radar detector paid for itself 3 (possibly 4) times this weekend
John Brechon knows all the lyrics to "Get Low" by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz
We finally find out he (John) DOES like girls
But only if he's been coerced into asking them out (more specifically out on a date)
A cuber's mom wants a "lil somethin somethin" to go with her cake
She never got that "somethin somethin"
A different cuber's mom apparently puts out a lot
Said cuber has a surprisingly cool Dad
Walker Welch and I tied John Brechon and Chris Olson at Ultimate Frisbee (let it be known Walker and I got to 3pts first, though!)
Walker and I have never played Ultimate before
Kit's girlfriend is apparently a man
Kit's surprisingly happy with being gay
A world famous (previous WR holder) cuber doesn't know the difference between Nickels an Dimes
 
That ultimate game was stupid. You guys broke nearly every rule in the game. That was more like football with a Frisbee.

Edit: this was played in a tiny yard. And James thinks chokes are legal :P
 
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You were sweating like none other though.

But, James was worse than everyone else.
 
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FatBoyXPC said:
DYK...

Most importantly - the beard is gone!
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It's not gone, it's just a lot shorter.

DYK...

Toll booths don't sell fries?
Lauren was in a tree most of the trip?
I came in 2nd in FMC?
I'm ranked 2nd in North America for FMC Mo3?
I failed miserably on my 3rd attempt?
It took Kit and Chris 10-15 seconds to notice I trimmed my beard?
Brandon Mikel's 3rd FMC attempt was a DNF and I'm going to prove it?
There was a Pokemon park?
This comp was in Dixon?
Buddy 92?
 
Rubiks560 said:
That ultimate game was stupid. You guys broke nearly every rule in the game. That was more like football with a Frisbee.

Edit: this was played in a tiny yard. And James thinks chokes are legal :P
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Stop twisting the facts. The choke was just an opportunity I couldn't pass and I let up long before you threw the stupid disc shaped object you think is a frisbee :)
 
DYK:

We forgot to get some Dixon Cider while we were there?
Caution: High Cubes?
Internet in Dixon is terrible?
Nobody knows how to start an FMC attempt without me?
Ryan's beard went on a diet?
Is that a fat joke?
Ryan's SUV tops out at 105 mph?
Illinois has the worst toll system ever?
They (toll booths) couldn't even get our fries for us?
Buddy 92 didn't even had our fries?
The competitors at Dixon were the most willing to help judge I've ever seen at any competition?
James' car is cool?
Brandon's new car is cooler?
Kennan and I did head to head in Skewb?
We were practically tied after 3 attempts?
We had the exact same solution and time for the third attempt?
When everyone saw us get 6.08, people clapped at us because they thought we were doing 3x3 like everyone else?
After the clapping, I said exactly what Sarah said in this video? -- http://youtu.be/UpebcxsVpfI?t=59s
 
Kit Clement said:
DYK:

We forgot to get some Dixon Cider while we were there?
Caution: High Cubes?
Internet in Dixon is terrible?
Nobody knows how to start an FMC attempt without me?
Ryan's beard went on a diet?
Is that a fat joke?
Ryan's SUV tops out at 105 mph?
Illinois has the worst toll system ever?
They (toll booths) couldn't even get our fries for us?
Buddy 92 didn't even had our fries?
The competitors at Dixon were the most willing to help judge I've ever seen at any competition?
James' car is cool?
Brandon's new car is cooler?
Kennan and I did head to head in Skewb?
We were practically tied after 3 attempts?
We had the exact same solution and time for the third attempt?
When everyone saw us get 6.08, people clapped at us because they thought we were doing 3x3 like everyone else?
After the clapping, I said exactly what Sarah said in this video? -- http://youtu.be/UpebcxsVpfI?t=59s
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DYK:
Kit now has a faster official average than me? That isn't cool?
I found the retard solution for the fourth solve?
I went back and found kit's OLL skip solution because it's what I would normally do?
I got a sub 4?
I got a 6.44 average retrying the skewb scrambles?
I hate my life?
Steve is evil?
Does that mean he is "Stevil"?
Kit turns skewb really strange?
This entire page is mostly about kit?
 
DYK...

I missed Chris Braiedy :'(
John sure got Dixon (Cider?)
Ryan's beard stayed at home
Brandon registered with his golden canteen of fresh spring water
Kit is also the best Delegate
..... in Michigan
10.64 3x3 single was nice (average sucked)
also sub-4 2x2 average <3
For FMC attempt #2, Steve had a nice view of me speed-finishing my solution with half a second left
The pizza was good but not as good as fedora's pizza
Mr. DeLine got 1st in lunch
He also just missed 2x2 WR single
Everyone failed 4x4
Kit loves when everyone claps for him (especially in Megaminx)
My greatest accomplishment of the day was getting second in the Beard Spirit Competition
Dose anyone have a Radar Detector Detector Detector Detector
Man Party plus Lauren is still just a Man Party
James and I = best Ultimate team ever
I successfully didn't get pulled over on the drive back
4 SRs were successfully taken this weekend (and 1 taken away)
#YearoftheWalker2014
 
kclejeune said:
I got a 6.44 average retrying the skewb scrambles?
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One is under comp pressure and the first time you see the scrambles, one is without comp pressure and the second time you see the scrambles.

If you got a 6.44 average in these conditions then I don't think an 8 second average is unreasonable. And isn't 6.44 bad for you anyway?
 
Tim Major said:
One is under comp pressure and the first time you see the scrambles, one is without comp pressure and the second time you see the scrambles.

If you got a 6.44 average in these conditions then I don't think an 8 second average is unreasonable. And isn't 6.44 bad for you anyway?
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It is, but on those scrambles I don't think I would have done much better.

Actually I wouldn't call 6.44 "bad", but definitely not good. I didn't remember the scrambles at all, and I didn't crack under comp pressure. I had some wonderful lockups because I hadn't eaten and was getting shaky.
 
kclejeune said:
It is, but on those scrambles I don't think I would have done much better.

Actually I wouldn't call 6.44 "bad", but definitely not good. I didn't remember the scrambles at all, and I didn't crack under comp pressure. I had some wonderful lockups because I hadn't eaten and was getting shaky.
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His point was that it was under different circumstances and was unofficial! :p
Also, I bet you remembered a 1-move layer for the 3rd scramble.

fedora
 
Off topic: DIXON CIDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Not off topic: For the 4th year I have failed to find a way to the Dixon comp. Hopefully this won't also be the 4th year I fail to go to the comp in Fishers (assuming there is one) .______.
 
DYK...

...Are you Rubiks560?
...James can fit into my team USA jacket?
...Kennan was 8 miles behind us for almost the whole car ride?
...Walker parks EXTREMELY close to peoples cars?
...Like within inches?
...Nickels and dimes?
...Lauren, let it go?
...Conceal don't feel?
...This is probably the first comp since my first WR where I didn't have to deal with people swarming me with cameras?
...I can solve a 2x2 with one finger?
...Jake owes me dinner for it?
...If I don't get WR average I have to pay for the water bottle?
...Somebody tried to race me?
...They used a floppy 2x2 and I had to do a full 2x2 solve?
...I won?
...James still can't one look a 3 move insert into a LL skip properly?
...I've come second in 3x3 at Dixon every single year?
...CHRIS CAN YOU FILM ME!?
...Pompeii?
...I WANT HARDEES!
...I forgot stuff at Johns?
...For the fourth year in a row?
...Lauren hates cube comps?
...James needs to come play a real Ultimate game so he can get his butt kicked?
...James and Walker think they are good because they can push people to the ground?
...And throw a blade like 3 feet?
...John can't focus a camera?
...Kevin asked if I've ever signed someones cube?
...Less than 10 seconds later somebody came over and asked me to sign their cube?
 
Rubiks560 said:
DYK...

...Are you Rubiks560?
...James can fit into my team USA jacket?
...Kennan was 8 miles behind us for almost the whole car ride?
...Walker parks EXTREMELY close to peoples cars?
...Like within inches?
...Nickels and dimes?
...Lauren, let it go?
...Conceal don't feel?
...This is probably the first comp since my first WR where I didn't have to deal with people swarming me with cameras?
...I can solve a 2x2 with one finger?
...Jake owes me dinner for it?
...If I don't get WR average I have to pay for the water bottle?
...Somebody tried to race me?
...They used a floppy 2x2 and I had to do a full 2x2 solve?
...I won?
...James still can't one look a 3 move insert into a LL skip properly?
...I've come second in 3x3 at Dixon every single year?
...CHRIS CAN YOU FILM ME!?
...Pompeii?
...I WANT HARDEES!
...I forgot stuff at Johns?
...For the fourth year in a row?
...Lauren hates cube comps?
...James needs to come play a real Ultimate game so he can get his butt kicked?
...James and Walker think they are good because they can push people to the ground?
...And throw a blade like 3 feet?
...John can't focus a camera?
...Kevin asked if I've ever signed someones cube?
...Less than 10 seconds later somebody came over and asked me to sign their cube?
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TOFU CAN U UPLOAD SKOOB
 
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