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Tacos are great
There's no debate
But listen to me now
Or you'll become a cow

Tacos are tasty
That part is confirmed
But you and your manners
Just make me want to squirm

What evidence did you give?
How have ducks oppressed you?
We are sensible creatures and want to live
And you just want to kill our crew

We have been friendly for so long
We have never been in the wrong
And yet this is how you treat us
Stop throwing us under the bus!

We have been eating you, 'tis true
An ecosystem must have predator and prey
Increasing diversity and controlling populations
Or else the animals won't see another day

Listen now to my tummy rumble
Oh, how I crave a taco!
Suddenly I enter a tumble
And end up in Morocco

Duckism is not a sword
Destroying others with every blow
I will now plug in a cord
And the electricity will begin to flow

Behold, the Taco-Maker!
Within just one hour,
The tacos made can fill an acre
And you can feel my power

Fellows, listen to me!
Our bellies will be full tonight,
Full with the scrumptious tacos,
So enjoy your every bite!

I know what you are thinking
Why are we destroying their kind?
No, we are simply making more
And our interests are aligned
 
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