Declaration of Unified Profile Picture Movement on the Speedsolving Forum

[1x1 wr holder!]

As the originator of the Duck Cubing Movement, I come into this thread to formally pardon @ProStar of his past misdemeanors and scandalous speak in regard to the Cubing Duck Organization. I call all Ducks to forgive the trespasses of this individual and to embrace the movement of Unity in the forum.

Although not a duck, I second this. We must forgive Prostar for his wrong doings. After all, it is not his fault that his specie is unable to think logically, and it is likely that he was possessed during his creation of this controversial thread. @ProStar, perhaps you will seek solace in a pilgrimage to the Andes mountains where your spirit will be cleansed by the powers crossing between spring and autumn. Your largest advesaries have forgiven you, but it is important that you forgive yourself.

May the force be with you.

 

[GloopyGum]

This thread gives this community a bad impression on newcomers

I vote to remove it

 

[Gecko777]

As the originator of the Duck Cubing Movement, I come into this thread to formally pardon @ProStar of his past misdemeanors and scandalous speak in regard to the Cubing Duck Organization. I call all Ducks to forgive the trespasses of this individual and to embrace the movement of Unity in the forum.

i will never forgive prostar and his insideous crimes

 

[Tacodude78]

Dearest members of the taco-loving community,

I think it is now time we rebel against those who support a duckist regime. We have hid in the shadows, near our local Bartacos and tacobells and assorted mexican places. In our tacos, we have beef and fish and chicken and falafel and DUCK. That is right, the creature others falsley proclaim is the most worthy of all. FORSOOTH, We must rise up and form a Taco UNION. WE CAN ONLY TOLERATE OUR OBVIOUS INFERIORS FOR SO LONG. I declare that today, monday, october 30th must now be Taco INDEPENDENCE DAY. WE Shall form A great army to CRUSH the duck-lovers. For to know thine enemy is to be able to defeat them. And we have been feasting on duck tacos for years. We know everything about them. WE must form ORDER in this world silencing OUR voices and taste the blood of those who wish to erase our people. For tacos are superior among all others. We must take them out, in the depths of night, and never stop fighting until there is PEACE under the taco, for tacos are above all other foods. (Converts from duckism are welcome)

TACOSPEED
tacodude78

(yes i know im late but i had to join)

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

Dearest members of the taco-loving community,

I think it is now time we rebel against those who support a duckist regime. We have hid in the shadows, near our local Bartacos and tacobells and assorted mexican places. In our tacos, we have beef and fish and chicken and falafel and DUCK. That is right, the creature others falsley proclaim is the most worthy of all. FORSOOTH, We must rise up and form a Taco UNION. WE CAN ONLY TOLERATE OUR OBVIOUS INFERIORS FOR SO LONG. I declare that today, monday, october 30th must now be Taco INDEPENDENCE DAY. WE Shall form A great army to CRUSH the duck-lovers. For to know thine enemy is to be able to defeat them. And we have been feasting on duck tacos for years. We know everything about them. WE must form ORDER in this world silencing OUR voices and taste the blood of those who wish to erase our people. For tacos are superior among all others. We must take them out, in the depths of night, and never stop fighting until there is PEACE under the taco, for tacos are above all other foods. (Converts from duckism are welcome)

TACOSPEED
tacodude78

(yes i know im late but i had to join)

TREASON!!!

 

[ruffleduck]

And we have been feasting on duck tacos for years.

I don't see how this correlates to being threatening. Obviously us ducks have the best meat. We're the best animal, after all.

 

[Tacodude78]

So you suggest cannabalism among your own people? IS THIS THE LEADER WE WANT IN CHARGE?

 

[FenTheGoat]

I prepose an opposing faction to all you uniformed profile pictures. We shall unite against this tyranny of ducks and stock cubes to form a new opposing group. We shall call ourselves Catonians. Using the following picture

 

[ruffleduck]

So you suggest cannabalism among your own people? IS THIS THE LEADER WE WANT IN CHARGE?

Survival of the fittest. If you were a duck, I would be doubtful whether you'd last long. Anyway, tacos are hardly the best food. Not even top 10 on my list. If you're going out of your way to create a clan inspired by food, pick something more respectable, like pizza or dumplings.

 

[OtaMota]

I might change my profile to a cat soon, as I have a cat pfp on discord

 

[Tacodude78]

I prepose an opposing faction to all you uniformed profile pictures. We shall unite against this tyranny of ducks and stock cubes to form a new opposing group. We shall call ourselves Catonians. Using the following picture

We are all alike, cats and taco-eaters both eat ducks. May i propose a treaty against the foul beasts who call themselves civilized when the leaders eats their own people

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

I don't see how this correlates to being threatening. Obviously us ducks have the best meat. We're the best animal, after all.

for the most part, duck tastes amazing. for my brother's birthday, we bought peking ducks and shreded the meat for tacos. unfortunately, I got this fatty tail piece in my taco that tasted horrible. I literally felt like I was eating dense, warm sewage. other than that, duck taco's are amazing. I love ducks. I love tacos.

fun fact, there is a place in las vegas that only sells Peking duck tacos.

We are all alike, cats and taco-eaters both eat ducks. May i propose a treaty against the foul beasts who call themselves civilized when the leaders eats their own people

So you acknowledge a duck as a person? wow.

Survival of the fittest. If you were a duck, I would be doubtful whether you'd last long. Anyway, tacos are hardly the best food. Not even top 10 on my list. If you're going out of your way to create a clan inspired by food, pick something more respectable, like pizza or dumplings.

yes, dumplings and pizza are delicious. Have you heard of pizza rolls? it is a cross of a dumpling and a pizza. there should be pizza roll clan.

 

[OtaMota]

I apologize @TheSpeedSkewber for changing my pfp hours after you told me my green O was your favorite pfp

 

[NmeCuber]

How is this not in off-topic?

 

[OtaMota]

How is this not in off-topic?

It should be, I would vote for this to be moved to off-topic, its getting pretty silly at this point.

 

[Tacodude78]

I can picture in my mind @ruffleduck reading this post as a smug grin washes over their face, sure they have won. But even now, I am gathering my brethren to fight, supplying them with the only weapons they need: tacos. They have the power to travel at the speed of light using tacobell supersonic farts. In fact, even before those allied with the ducks turn around in their pigsties, they sense a sensational smell. But their 100000 gram Gan Xs are weighing them down, so their movement is slowed. Even now, as they slowly turn 1 degree at a time, my agents have left. When they finally tear their eyes apart from this riveting message, they see a taco looming ominously on the fanciest plate in their house. Let this be a warning.

 

[FenTheGoat]

We are all alike, cats and taco-eaters both eat ducks. May i propose a treaty against the foul beasts who call themselves civilized when the leaders eats their own people

I suppose. What shall our first order of business be as Allies mr. @Tacodude78

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

We shall call ourselves Catonians.

That name is already taken

If I were you, I wouldn't name a virtual empire after a country in asia
Edit: i read it wrong
i said cantonians

 

[OtaMota]

Yep, I think it's time to put this in off-topic. It is currently in general speed cubing, but I am going to find how many pages ago we actually talked about speed cubing.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

Yep, I think it's time to put this in off-topic. It is currently in general speed cubing, but I am going to find how many pages ago we actually talked about speed cubing.

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