CubingRaps

[Killbox]

Hey guys.
I read some of the cubing song parodies on a thread.
There weren't many rap songs there.
I decide to make one but I'm gonna need some help.
I'm doing it on Eminem 's 'Without me'
I got the chorus. The first verse is coming but not complete yet.
So here's the chorus:

So this looks like the cube for me,
So everybody - just cube with me,
Cuz we need to get rid of - parity,
Cuz it doesn't feel like cubing - without me!

I'm not posting the first verse yet,Cuz it's incomplete and not even that good. Requires changes.
Post some of your ideas guys!

 

[Killbox]

Got the intro.

Erno Rubik

Real name no gimmicks

Two non cubers go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Two non cubers go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again

The cube is back, celebrate.

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

 

[Killbox]

I got the first verse. I got nothing against non cubers, but this verse is based largely on them. I have no hatred against them. Please don't get butt hurt.

Here goes:

I've created a puzzle, 'cause nobody wants to see Rubiks no more

They want Moyu, It's so much quicke(r)

Well if you want Moyu, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of Lubix mixed with some Maru

What's Lubix? You ain't a Cuber,are you?

Non Cuber? Brace yourself for my jujitsu!
Never disturb me when I'm solving a cube
Or I'll pump your face full of lube!
Many will consider that to be rude,

But you're the one who started it,dude!

Get out of here and eat your food!

Finally I got rid of him,

Non cubers' bulb so dim

Feels like it's just been trimmed,

By their mother,using a barbers kit!

Let me scramble this cube a bit,
But first it need lube in it,
And get ready,lubing makes me sweaty

Cuz Traxxas is too heavy,
But This cube is lubed already!
That's why
This looks like the cube for me,
So everbody - just cube with me,
Cuz we need to get rid of - parity,
Cuz it doesn't feel like cubing - without me!

Make some suggestions,corrections. This verse isn't that good. Needs improvement.
Give me advice people!

 

[Dene]

What'd be awesome is if you did a somewhat professionally made parody. I.e. take the music for the song and rap to it. But not just recorded through a crappy microphone and slapped on top, it'd need to be done well.

 

[Killbox]

Well I don't have the material to do it. I can give the lyrics and somebody else can record it.

Still need help guys. Submit your verses.

 

[EntireTV]

Well I don't have the material to do it. I can give the lyrics and somebody else can record it.

Still need help guys. Submit your verses.

I heard that song "Me Myself and I" and I've really wanted to make a parody that has to do with MMAP (Me Myself and Pi) But, I suck at singing so unless you guys want to do it, I know I won't be making it!