Cubing Song Parodies

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These probably suck rn but I have to post them somewhere!

Melody: LMFAO - Sexy and I know it
Credit to Ninja Storm for some of the lyrics
8-14-12
Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like,
"Damn, he fly"
I flick to the beat,
Half a second H-Perm is pretty neat, (yeah)

This is how I roll, Guhong, Zhanchi, all the others are old.
Or go bold with the Lingyun II,
Don't have one? Well you're pretty screwed (yo!)

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

When I'm out of my house,*(yeah)
this is what I see (ok!)
Non-cubers start drooling and staring at me,
I've got a cube in my hand, and I ain't afraid to solve it (solve it, solve it)

R U R' U' and I know it.
R U R' U' and I know it.

When I'm at the mall, I OH while I walk around
I cube for speed, using CFOP, Roux, or double Z (yeah)
This is how I roll, grab a Stackmat it's time to go
I'm headed to the bar, but don't be nervous,
I just show my fingertricks, and I get free service (what)

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

When I'm out of my house,*(yeah)
this is what I see (ok!)
Non-cubers start drooling and staring at me,
I've got a cube in my hand, and I ain't afraid to solve it (solve it, solve it)

R U R' U' and I know it.
R U R' U' and I know it.

Check it out,
Trigger trigger trigger trigger trigger, yeah
Trigger trigger trigger trigger trigger, yeah
Trigger trigger trigger trigger trigger, yeah
Trigger trigger trigger trigger trigger, yeah, yeah
Do the trigger, man
I do the trigger, man
Yeah
R U R' U' and I know it

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

Yeah, R U R' U' and I know it!
Melody: Zedd - Clarity
6-24-13
4x4 is the most fun puzzle you will ever solve
When I want to fix the wings I just dedgepair them all
But don't pair before the centers unless you're using Yau
Cross skips broke old wor-rld records and made us all say "Wow!"

Cause ShengShooouuu made the v3, I wish I didn't need
Slicing relentlessly, no lockups and I don't know why

If F-3L is done-al-rea-dy, what is this discrepancy?
If this so-lve is sub30, why-y is there parity?

(Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey)

If F-3L is done-al-rea-dy, what is this discrepancy?
If this so-lve is sub30, why-y is there parity?

Weyer, Mats Valk, and Faz all refuse to use K4
Cause it's a Roux-based effort to use Redux no more
Blockbuild then solve piece-by-piece until comms for last layer
But we are all just to la-zy so Rouxzors just use Meyer

Cause ShengShooouuu made the v3, I wish I didn't need
Slicing relentlessly, no lockups and I don't know why

If F-3L is done-al-rea-dy, what is this discrepancy?
If this so-lve is sub30, why-y is there parity?

(Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey-ay-ay. Hey-ay, hey)

Why-y is there parity?
What is thus discrepancy?
Why-y is there parity?
What is thus discrepancy?

If F-3L is done-al-rea-dy, what is this discrepancy?
If this so-lve is sub30, why-y is there parity?

This is what happens when I get bored and listen to music and cube a lot. Additions/Amendments are welcome.
 
Once, for extra credit in Honors Biology, I made a parody of Gangnam Style about photosynthesis. It's a bit cheesy, but here it is:

Honors Bio Style!
Bio Style!

Photosynthesis is a complicated process.
And all of it's many steps are very hard to process.
H2O and CO2 make sugars that can feed us.
Plants do all of this for us.

In the thylakoid,
Sunlight is absorbed by pigments in the thylakoid.
Photosystems one and two inside the thylakoid.
Excite electrons that come from absorbed water, yeah.
Splitting water, yeah

Making sugars
Making glucose
That's their job
That's what they do

And then it's used in
Respiration
To make stuff
Organic stuff
Such as fats, amino acids, DNA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

Honors Bio style
Bio style

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors bio style
Bio style

Ehhhhhhh, sexy pigments
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors bio style
Ehhhhhhh, sexy pigments
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors bio style

Then the electrons travel down the ETC
To pump in all the H+ and make some ATP
Then they're re-excited and then used again, you see
NADPH to carry

Calvin Cycle now,
Making sugars now but we just do not know how.
Out of CO2 but we do not learn that now.
Out of the scope of this class so we will not learn that now.
Just the basics, now.

Making sugars
Making glucose
That's their job
That's what they do

And then it's used in
Respiration
To make stuff
Organic stuff
Such as fats, amino acids, DNA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

[Honors Bio style]

Out of PGA
And then G3P
Comes two 3C sugars made into a larger one
Out of PGA
And then G3P
And then it's cycled, and then it comes back again you know what I'm sayin'?

[Honors Bio Style]
 
Honors Cuber Style!
Cuber Style!

Solving F2L is a complicated process.
And all of it's many steps are very hard to process.
OLL and PLL need recogs that can drain us.
Cubes do all of this to us.

In the centre core,
Cubies are attatched by ridges in the centre core.
Corner pieces one and two inside the centre core.
Excite the edges that sit by attatched cubies, yeah.
Popping edges, yeah

Solving Zhanchis
Solving Guhongs
That's their job
That's what they do

And then it's used in
Competitions
To get times
World record times
Such as Mats, ol' Feliks Zembdegs, WR-R-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s

Honors Cuber style
Cuber style

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors cuber style
Cuber style

Ehhhhhhh, RUR'U' fingers
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors cuber style
Ehhhhhhh, RUR'U' fingers
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, honors cuber style

Then the edge pieces travel round the centre core
To get at all the corner's and make them an-ger-y
Then they're re-excited and then moved again, you see
Centre core it carries

3-edge Cycle now,
Solving U-perms now but we just do not know how.
One of PLLs that we have not learnt right now.
Out of the scope of this step so we will not learn that now.
Just the 2-look, now.

Solving Zhanchis
Solving Guhongs
That's their job
That's what they do

And then it's used in
Competitions
To get times
World record times
Such as Mats, ol' Feliks Zembdegs, WR-R-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s

[Honors Cuber style]

Out of OLL
And then PLL
Come two sub-steps cubers broke into some smaller ones
Out of OLL
And then PLL
And edges're cycled, and then they come back again you know what I'm sayin'?

[Honors Cuber Style]
 
For the second stanza, I used this in the "full" version:

When I'm at Euro's,
Them U-perms, I got plenty of those.
And when I'm at World Champs,
I win 1st place for all my cheering fans.

This is how I roll,
Dayan, Shengshou, all the others are old
We're headed to the timer, baby,
Don't be nervous.
No lube or stickers, and I still get service
 
The Cubing Parody Thread!

This thread is gonna be dedicated to parodies or spoofs of songs etc. keeping cubing in mind.

Here goes mine:
"Woe to you, O cubers, for the Devil sends his PLL with wrath, because he knows that the WR time is short. Let him who have a high TPS fingertrick the PLL of the beast: for it is a conjugated PLL. This PLL is the V permutation."
 
Hello everyone, I thought I would revive this thread for some feedback instead of creating a new one.

I rewrote the lyrics of #SELFIE to turn it into #RUBIKS

When Feliks was solving his cube
I kept on seeing him look at me solving 3x3 while he was with his 5x5
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally practicing 3x3 all last night.
And I don't know if it's a shengshou or not.
So... like what do you think?
Do you think his 5x5 is really that good?
How did that cube even get in here?
Do you see it?
The stickers are chipped and the color scheme is tacky.
Who uses the standard scheme?
It's not even an event anymore why is that kid solving a magic?
After we go to the bathroom, can we do a team BLD solve?
I really want to.
But first,
Let me solve my Rubik's Cube.

Can you guys help me pick a cube?
I don't know if I should go with my Zhanchi or WeiLong
I wanna cut corners
What should my signature be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Cubin' with my cubers, #CUBE"
No one has mentioned my sig in the past 5 hours
Do you think I should remove it?
Let me solve another Rubiks cube

Wait, pause Feliks just watched me solve my cube
What a creep
Is that guy blindsolving over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl using a dollar store cube
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake cuber
She definitely faked that sub 10 solve
Who practices on Mondays?
Ok, lets go chug some Orangina
Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Lets do a relay
There's no 2x2's at this table
Oh my God, Feliks just congratulated me
Should I go talk to him?
I guess I had a good average

Rubiks x8

Let me solve my Rubiks cube

Let me know what you think and if I should change anything!
 
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20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

US nats, '08, round's starting late
In my solve, see a bad case coming up, oh great.
Got two choices y'all, do T and H or (hmm)
curse at the Devil, throw the cube to the floor
And I ain't tryin to DNF this and lose face
But I got an F perm, I don't do this case
So I, drop my cube, put my hands on the mat
I heard "Son, what's the deal, why did you do that"
Cause I'm tall and I'm white and my times ain't low
Do I look like an F-permer sir? Hay-ell no.
Am I done with this round or should I solve some mo'?
"Well you get five solves and this was numba four;
I'll take this to be scrambled, you're almost done
hope that's the last F cuz you only get to drop one"
I ain't DNFing two, that's something I won't do
"Well I hope not. One more solve and you're through."
Well I don't get F often but sometimes it's whack
And I know my probability, so I ain't going back.
"Aren't you sharp as a tack! You some type of genius or somethin, somebody intelligent or somethin"
Judge I ain't a college grad, but I know a little bit
Enough that I'll get an average if you permit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the next one comes"
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!
 
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