Cubing quotes from cubers

[rachmaninovian]

blah: Erik's 5x5 average pwns your 4x4 average
me: lol
blah: it's so fun suanning cagers.. (suanning means...mocking in a humorous way or something along that line in singlish xD)

blah: it's not about the cube, it's not about the lube, it's about the cuber.
something along that line =D I tend to disagree though =P

neroflux: I'm being cyber-bullied!

neroflux to me: grandma...

 

[Gparker]

But i didnt cheat!
-Matyas Kuti-

 

[jcuber]

How could we forget this one?

(a bit off-topic, i know, but still)

"I will save the perosn in my wall!"

-Derrick Eide

 

[fatch0]

"World Record World Record!"
-Bill Li

Ive seen that video so much. I love it. "World Record. Yea man"

 

[Gparker]

"World Record World Record!"
-Bill Li

Ive seen that video so much. I love it. "World Record. Yea man"

you cant forget the begginning

- i should have brought my jig-a-loo-

 

[daniel0731ex]

"so nice....this is so nice, this is JUST soooooooo nice" - Erik

 

[Hakan]

1) "I know every algorithm" - Michael Gottlieb in a conversation about commutators

2) "We were in the van, but the windshield was all fogged up" Sebastien Auroux with his lovely German accent

3) (after being asked 'So, what do you think of Holland?')
"It's a country.." - Joey Gouly

 

[E.drid]

Then you go "right inverted down inverted right down, right inv....."

There probably is a very complicated algorithm to solve this at once but...

This tutorial will help you get your 8 minute solve, into a 2 minute solve. Watching this, will in no way make you a world record holder.

Precious Dan Brown quotes. (Written from memory, but should be accurate enough)

Why all the Dan Brown hate?

Maybe I just don't get it...

EDIT: Sorry for Off-Topic-ness

 

[Odin]

“I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like the greatest people who have ever lived.”
-Will Smith (He's a cuber!)

 

[Erik]

some noob quote of I don't remember who said it:

'so how does this lookahead thing work?'

dunno who started this at the IRC:

'xxx slaps yyy with a large trout'

Ton @ The Hague Open:

'so if you are hungry, here are some broodjes' (we still quote this at my school, sorry Ton )

While sitting at a restaurant outside in Czech, someone got back from the toilet: 'you'll never believe this, Gilles is in the toilet!' (on a poster)

Arnaud and waiter at Czech: 'can I have another coke?' waiter: 'no'

Erik and waiter at Czech: 'so is this a home made pizza?' waiter: 'ananas?' (this means pineapple in a lot of languages, sorry for quoting myself but I could not resist)

Ron in airplane scaring me for first time flying when the light just went off: 'oooooh Erik, this is not supposed to happen!'

Arnaud responding to 3 gangster chicks of 15 years old asking if we (Joel, Arnaud and me) can bring them home with the car: 'sure'

Organiser at Madrid Open 2008 after we were already running late 2 hours: 'lets add some more events like square-1'

The backside of a truck during our trip to Polish open: 'barbapappa rules the planet' (not by a cuber but what the heck)

Ron solving Rama judging at a cube meeting: Ron (who just made a mistake): 'GRRR I hate myself', Rama: 'don't speak while solving man', Ron: 'GRR I'll deside that myself!'

 

[EmersonHerrmann]

Those are some great quotes, Erik You must have been so scared on the plane one

 

[d4m4s74]

Then you go "right inverted down inverted right down, right inv....."

There probably is a very complicated algorithm to solve this at once but...

This tutorial will help you get your 8 minute solve, into a 2 minute solve. Watching this, will in no way make you a world record holder.

Precious Dan Brown quotes. (Written from memory, but should be accurate enough)

Why all the Dan Brown hate?

Maybe I just don't get it...

EDIT: Sorry for Off-Topic-ness

I think it's a running gag here, but he does give some bad advice in his videos (lube with vaseline) and his method for LL isn't really compatible with faster methods

 

[Ellis]

"My hands are cold" "I need a good cube"

-Harris Chan complaining about 11.xx averages

 

[BigGreen]

"just lube play lube play lube play until it gets better"
thats from faz on mtc a while ago

 

[TMOY]

Ron at Belgian Open 2009, while struggling with his megaminx: "I was the ER holder of that a while ago !"

 

[Rawn]

"Who POPed this cube? Oh wait I did..."
(Eric Limeback)

"F U. F U. F U!!!!!"
"The F U your an OLL!"
(Harris Chan)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH9KbhkNeeo&feature=channel_page