Cubing "Flexes"

[FaTyl]

Reply with your cubing flexes that aren't really flexes. Basically any flex that's technically true, but only because of a statistical anomaly, lack of competition, dumb luck, etc.. I'll give a couple examples:

• I've never been nemesized by either Max Park or Mascow, and I nemesize more people than them. (...because they both specialize in only a few events, and neither of them have ever done pyra, which I did at my first comp.)
• I am top 1,000 in the world for 3BLD mean. (...out of only ~2,000 other successful competitors.)

 

[caleb_g]

i technically podiumed in pyraminx once

(in the first round)

 

[VincentCuber]

i technically made finals in 2x2

then they added more results from speedy people

 

[Clock_Enthusiast]

I once had a global top 100 (I am now 103).

 

[FenTheGoat]

I once had a global top 100 (I am now 103).

What event?

 

[FenTheGoat]

I once made 5x5 finals (just barely I was last to qualify (16th/16th)) got 15th in finals. Almost got an official sub-1:40 ave too (5x5)

 

[AJT17]

What event?

I would suspect clock... no idea why though

 

[Clock_Enthusiast]

I would suspect clock... no idea why though

I don’t know how to solve a clock. I only compete officially in 7x7 and 5BLD.

 

[Mike Hughey]

I only have 6 nemeses in the world, but 4 of the 6 will be at US Nationals (as will I) in July.

 

[ProStar]

I only have 6 nemeses in the world, but 4 of the 6 will be at US Nationals (as will I) in July.

BLD OP

 

[CornerTwisted]

I held around 30 unnoficial records at once

Spoiler

they were non-wca

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I once solved a cube

 

[sDLfj]

I have the 69th best pyra average in my state.

 

[JDAW6]

I would have the world record if I was born 40 years ago.

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

My 2x2 PR is 1/8th the time of my PR 2x2 average.

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I don’t know how to solve a clock. I only compete officially in 7x7 and 5BLD.

LIAR

@SkewbIsTheBestEvent, what is your favorite event?

 

[qwr]

I would have the world record if I was born 40 years ago.

probably not. you would have to invent the cubes and discover the algs.

 

[JDAW6]

#time machine

 

[An Animating Cuber]

I use a method in Pyra that uses advanced algorithms to permute all but two of the pieces in the puzzle.

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

I use a method in Pyra that uses advanced algorithms to permute all but two of the pieces in the puzzle.

You can't have a two swap in Pyraminx though. Are you trolling or do you not understand what permutation is?