Cubetcha 2014

[kcl]

No offense, but don't be surprised if I avoid you for a while.

You won't die, we have to race clock. I got a 10.69 average >: D

 

[Lazy Einstein]

"I don't know about you, but I buy all my cubes from TheCubicle.us."

All the cool kids are doing it.

 

[XTowncuber]

You won't die, we have to race clock. I got a 10.69 average >

I'm too busy doing things that are fun. like 3x3.

 

[Lazy Einstein]

I'm too busy doing things that are fun. like 3x3.

You have to do clock. Are you just going to sit there and let ANTOINE beat you like that in Sum of ranks!?!?!?

 

[XTowncuber]

You have to do clock. Are you just going to sit there and let ANTOINE beat you like that in Sum of ranks!?!?!?

Well Antoine does feet, so that's really why he's better than me. I refuse to do feet.

 

[Lazy Einstein]

Well Antoine does feet, so that's really why he's better than me. I refuse to do feet.

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

 

[kcl]

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

I feel like that would get awkward very fast.

 

[Cale S]

Goals:
3x3 - sub-16 average, second round
3BLD - sub-45 single, sub-55 mo3, win?
lunch - NAR average, sub-13.1 single
skewb - sub-5.30 average, maybe podium, sub-3.50 lolsingle, 3 rounds plz
square-1 - sub-40 average, sub-30 single
clock - oh wait I don't have a clock
2x2 - sub-4.5 average, don't fail, get to second round

3x3 - got to second round, averages were fail because I used someone else's cubes I wasn't used to
3BLD - didn't even get a success because the scrambles were ridiculously bad
skewb - 5.66 average first round (3rd place) and got the fastest single in the finals (4.27) but failed average like everyone else
still don't have an official average better than my unofficial avg50
square-1 - 39.11 average, 31.55 single that would have been sub-30 if I didn't spend 4 seconds doing the last two moves
2x2 - 4.95 meh average, at least sub-5

 

[kcl]

DYK-
My first official clock solve was an 8?
It was SR for like 5 minutes?
I didn't win skewb?
Daniel Nufkshshsoalebyen?
Maria Mikel?
Crispy?
I podiumed in clock?
That should not be possible?
Walker, Logan, and I all got 7 podium points?
I only got one sub 10 average?
It was low 9?
I suck at 2x2?
I finally sub 50 4x4?
I won 2x2 and lost skewb?
wat?
I tried to kill my thumb this morning?
I have Logan's soap?
We shared a shower?
Not like that?
Let's go to five guys..wait nvm?
Jake should eat peanuts because natural selection?
Why are you playing footsie with me?
Cheese fries are delicious?
so is broccoli?
Brandon's skewb is best skewb?
It turns great boss!!??!??
Jake has terrible tensions?
Diagsunes pop every cube except mine?
My OH a perm is God, Chris can confirm?
I accidentally a 23 sq1 single?
And a 41 average?
I missed a bunch of goals so two random people need to die now?

 

[yoshinator]

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

You're seriously insane

 

[guysensei1]

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

What the

 

[Ninja Storm]

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

Beautiful.

 

[Rubiks560]

DYK...

...I missed a 1.67 2x2 average because of a plus 2?
...I didn't realize until this morning?
...Why are you playing footsies with me?
...HOW DID HE FIND US!?
...I almost made it through the whole comp without getting any mic feedback?
...so close...
...Skewb PB single saved me?
...THE PB STREAK LIVES ON?
...Walker lost his streak?
...I lost my 3x3 single SR?
...and it wasn't to Kennan?
...I won 3x3?
...and I thought I sucked the whole round?
...but I lost 2x2?
...but who cares it's stupid?
...boxes....boxes every where...
...Kennan got clock SR?
...on his first ever official clock solve?
...that's a load of flower pot?
...what the flower pot...
...dat tongue doe

 

[Coolster01]

1.Just wear really baggy pants with Rami inside.
2.Create the illusion of solving with your feet by violently kicking at the cube with your massive pants obstructing view of the solve. Meanwhile, Rami is solving the cube in your pants.
3. Finally remove feet bringing solved cube into view with sub-20 on the timer.
4. Beat Antoine by getting 3x3WF WR and no one being the wiser.
5. ?????
6. Profit.

Oh okay I'll do that