Cubetcha 2009

[DavidWoner]

Looking on the clock results, David got as close to the world record as possible. Too bad about the DNF. I guess it would have been better then 9.28...

Don't worry! We all know you can do it!

The DNF should have been WR single, but a peg got stuck and it was turning clocks on both sides.

Dontchaknow
- I only won the events I didn't practice for?
- my megaminx results are a PB mo3 by more than 10 seconds?
- the first solve should have been a low 1:4x and pb single, but I mis-recognized EO, had 4 look CO, 2 look EP, and 5 corner CP.
- The new meffert's megaminxes aren't bad?
- The new color scheme is? (also like 30 tiles say something on them)
- My sup-2 5x5 solves were because I kind of forgot how to do edges?
- My 4x4 solves went OP, OP, OP, OP, P?
- I got to LL by ~53 on all of them but the 55?
- That I apparently suck at parity execution?
- The first solve of 2x2 finals should have been NAR?
- That I failed 3 easy scrambles?
- That this is the first time I've improved my magic single since my very first official solve?
- That stopwatches have alarms on them?
- That they like to go off next to me during BLD?
- Twice?
- That my slowest solve during clock warmup was 8.58?
- My fastest was 7.08?
- That after my second solve Waris yelled at people to get away from me?
- That it did a ton of good? (though not enough)
- That I haven't done a clock avg12 since my 6.89 in June?
- That this is the second time that I've tied my 3x3 single?
- That it's still a crap time?
- That my finals solves went fail LL, pop, meh, pop, fail?
- That people were actually not crap at megaminx, so we didn't need a cutoff for once?
- That I have no idea whether or not I did good at 5x5, because I have no idea what I average?
- That I could have easily had a ~3.7 MM avg but I took extra special care that I didn't +2 any?
- That the Mall of America is large?
- That girls didn't want to sit by us "because Waris is brown?"
- That a shark stole Waris' hat?
- That the hotel breakfast didn't have any bacon, so I barely ate anything there?

 

[mr.onehanded]

Aye.

 

[King Koopa]

Dontchaknow
- That I blew my sub 12 average on the last solve?
- That after the first round I knew I wasn't going to get NAR?
- That I for once didn't +2 on 2x2?
- That I should have beaten Blazer at "cube on a stick" but I did 3 OLLs and 3 PLLs and he got a PLL skip?
- That someone told me that my brother once had the pyraminx NAR, like I didn't know?
- I +2ed 2 of my 4x4 solves?
- That my sister beat me in magic?
- That I dropped OH, but if I didn't I would have won it?
- That my 5x5 average was inconsistent and the 1:27 is a new PB for me?
- and that I didn't even practice 5x5?
- I missed my first BLD by 2 twisted corners?
- The last round of 3x3 sucked really bad for me?
- My 10.03 should have been sub 10 but I didn't recognize J perm for some reason?
- That me and the big shark made eye contact and he took my hat from me?
- That this man with fangs was watching David and I so we couldn't throw this piece of paper over the balcony?
- That I almost asked someone where there was a drink store?
- That this lady told her friend to sit 100 feet away from David and I because I was brown?
- That David pwns me in Peggle... really bad?
- That "I slappa da bass man"?
- That David and I almost got Nerf Swords to duel?
- That my sister is really annoying?

 

[Bryan]

Dontchaknow
- That someone told me that my brother once had the pyraminx NAR, like I didn't know?
- That my sister beat me in magic?

Maybe it was the same person who asked "Who is Bob Burton?"
That was funny when she saw you choke on the last solve and started jumping up and down cheering.

 

[King Koopa]

Dontchaknow
- That someone told me that my brother once had the pyraminx NAR, like I didn't know?

Maybe it was the same person who asked "Who is Bob Burton?"

It was the same. It was Blazer

 

[AvGalen]

......one person almost went over 1 minute in the "Speed tying your shoe" mystery event?...

Charlie Cooper?

She would just make random moves with the "cords" hoping for a couple of skips

(in other words, she has to leave the shoes tied in order to have tied shoes the next day)

 

[Bryan]

......one person almost went over 1 minute in the "Speed tying your shoe" mystery event?...

Charlie Cooper?

She would just make random moves with the "cords" hoping for a couple of skips

(in other words, she has to leave the shoes tied in order to have tied shoes the next day)

If Charlie ever comes to one of my competitions, we'll do like we did for the parent/child team solve and let someone stand behind her and give her directions.

 

[DavidWoner]

...people from Missouri don't know what lutefisk is?

... that Bryan didn't actually ask people from Missouri what lutefisk is?
... that I know it's a sort of slime made from whitefish and lye and that it's one of the worst culinary crimes in history?

 

[Bryan]

...people from Missouri don't know what lutefisk is?

... that Bryan didn't actually ask people from Missouri what lutefisk is?

I went off the fact that Waris yelled "I don't think anyone here knows what that is."

 

[King Koopa]

...people from Missouri don't know what lutefisk is?

... that Bryan didn't actually ask people from Missouri what lutefisk is?

I went off the fact that Waris yelled "I don't think anyone here knows what that is."

Well at first I thought it wasn't even a real word lol