You're like a mini deansheng and I'm your professor cube (your small and white and I'm big and black).:fp
Spread your cubeies so I can fit my lubricating straw in.
If you were a Key chain cube I would keep you in my pants.
You'll get wet when I show you my underwater solve.
If you come back to my room I'll show you my s perm.
(best one)
If I were an OLL I'd be your superman.
I feel like a deer; I can't stop staring at your headlights.
If I take off my cap will you screw me?
You have more curves than a Rubik's 360.
Are those your pyraminxes or am I making you excited?
I'm done memorizing you, but I'll need somewhere dark to do the solve.
If you were a cross I would do you on bottom.
I didn't mean to pop you red center, I thought you were broken in.
(this one is for a group of six guys)If we were a DIY you'd be the core, we'd be the screws.
I think I've just found gods algorithm.
If you make me nervous I'll pop.
If you come back to my room I can pillow you.
Were you at the Connecticut open because you just stole my heart. lol
If you stick news paper in there you're red crap won't come out.
Is that you're sister because I'm better at Siamese solves.
Is that your mom, because I usually solve bother generation type As together. :fp
If you were a stackmat I would get DNS because I can't keep my hands off of you.
I'll play with you type B and C but if you want me to finger your type A you'll have to clean it first.
Don't tell anyone but I lube with Vaseline.
(wink is important)
Those pants are so tight that I can see your eoline.
Come back to my room and I'll orient all of your bad parts.
anti pick ups
If you were a cube you would be unsolvable.
You're easier than a three cycle/beginner's method/magic.
You're hairier than my platypus.
You are like a deansheng, once the paint wears off you look like crap.
If you were an event you would have more documented solves than the Rubik's cube.
You are slower than a Cube 4 you delivery.
Someone needs to break your u face in.
Go solve my laundry.
You are more useless than a Rubik's revolution.
If I were a method I would be ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
fpI'm running out of ideas)
Person one: What time is it
Person two: Time to get a Rubik's clock.
Ha, I loled editing this. Not all are pick up lines. idk
