Chuck Norris Jokes.

[AndyRoo789]

I'll start off:

Cars don't hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hits cars.

 

[lilkdub503]

dude-no. You are the reason Chris Tran cites noobs in his ZB journal. And anyway, it's Frank Morris here.

 

[Forte]

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER CHUCK NORRIS ZOMG THERE ARE TWO NOW

 

[aronpm]

Chuck Norris jokes are old and smelly, just like Chuck Norris.

 

[AndyRoo789]

Chuck Norris jokes are old and smelly, just like Chuck Norris.

ZOMG. NOW HES GONNA GO ROUND-HOUSE KICK YOU.

 

[Waffle's Minion]

See sig.

 

[aronpm]

ZOMG. NOW HES GONNA GO ROUND-HOUSE KICK YOU.

He's almost 70, a roundhouse kick to my head from him would probably just feel like being slapped with a leaf.

 

[qqwref]

It only takes Chuck Norris one second to destroy a Rubik's Cube. But, in that time, Frank Morris will already have done an avg100 on it.