A BLD poem

[Lucas Garron]

I wish to express my ranking in German BLD as follows:

Kai, Kai, oh why, oh why,
why are my BLD times so high?

You are so much faster than I:
You memo so fast, it makes me cry,
And my chances to beat you are nearly nigh!

Kai, Kai, oh why, oh why,
why are my BLD times so high?

P.S.: Tim, I'll write one for you soon, after you get an official 4x4x4 BLD before me.

 

[Derrick Eide17]

hahah VERY funny. i could write one too about matyas too but it would PREETTTTY much be the EXACT same of what is in yours lucas

 

[ExoCorsair]

Wouldn't it flow better in German?

 

[Lucas Garron]

Wouldn't it flow better in German?

"Kai, Kai, warum, warum," doesn't work as well.
Except maybe to continue "Warum bin ich im blindcuben so dumm?"
I'd run out of good rhymes...

 

[tim]

haha, very nice lucas .

P.S.: Tim, I'll write one for you soon, after you get an official 4x4x4 BLD before me.

mhh, my next competition will be the German Open next year in April and when's yours?

 

[KJiptner]

Lucas, oh Lucas
I feel so sorry for you
You ought to win with such an IQ

With hands that are moving so fast
my NR should no longer last.

But there's one thing that you don't know yet:
my Blindfold has more holes than a net!

 

[joey]

This thread gets 10/10!

 

[Karthik]

But there's one thing that you don't know yet:
my Blindfold has more holes than a net!

Thats the best part! Ha ha!

 

[alexc]

Nice poems, Lucas and Kai

 

[Lucas Garron]

Kai, I know, and so should you,
that IQ with speed has little to do
It's practice and and practice that gets one sub-2
Solving white, yellow, orange, red, green, and blue.

And yes, my hands may be moving so fast
(after all, execution is such a blast!),
but I do orientation first, and permutation last,
and by the latter, much extra time have amassed,
and my EP's not fast enough to compensate the past.
Thus your NR will not easily be surpassed.

As for your blindfold,
from what you've me told:
When...
...Hey! Cheater! Cheater!
...Or do you just mean to say that your blindfold is made of cloth? :confused:
...Or that it has lots of holes in some obscure portion? :rolleyes:
...[stefan-mode]
...You haven't stated that you either look through your blindfold or cheat in some other way.
...Do you?
...(I'll wait to get mad until you do)
...[/stefan-mode]
...hmm, I need to finish this line:
...We'll see how this will unfold!

 

[Lucas Garron]

P.S.: Tim, I'll write one for you soon, after you get an official 4x4x4 BLD before me.

mhh, my next competition will be the German Open next year in April and when's yours?

Bah, April.
Anyhow, as promised:

Tim, Tim, oh no, you foe!
Why is my 4x4x4 BLD memo so slow
(despite being visual, just like for Rowe),
and does my center execution not at all flow?
Oh the sadness, oh the woe,
when I did get those DNF's, so long ago,
and their attmepts' opportunities away did throw!

Tim, Tim, oh no, oh no!
I have reached a DNF plateau,
and consequentially upon you bestow,
the BLD title, although(!)
I hope that this will not long remain so:
for I will not a chance forgo
to place in BLD much past you below.

And Tim, oh Tim, oho, oho!
I hope a better system to know
(so as to more efficiently memo,
and shuttle pieces to and fro),
and this most successfully show
-and this I myself I somewhat owe,
and thus upon this battle I go!

 

[Dene]

Wow, someone is full of rhyme .

These poems are brilliant, I vote for more!

 

[tim]

Lucas, you are crazy

Thanks .