101 Annoying Things You've Heard Your Friends Say While Scrambling Your Cube

471. At the doc's office, a lady stares at me scrambling and solving my cube over and over again for a few minutes, and then... "Have you ever solved that thing?"
(I guess I go right back to scrambling the moment it's done that she couldn't tell I had already solved it a dozen times.)
 
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(inb4 someone said dis already) Its a risk qq...

472. I saw a newspaper article hes using an illegal cube it was on the wall street journal (qq...)
473. You cheated, you scrambled, so you obviously did it in an order where you can solve it. Let me scramble it (Pop) oops...
 
don't blame the non cubists for thinking that. they think it's physically impossible.


Also: I was teaching my friend the beginners method.
Me: "And now you have the first layer done!"
Friend: "No!"
Me: "How so?"
Friend: "The entire cube is not solved, you will still need to interfere with the first layer to finish the rest of your cube."
Me: *facepalm
 
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We've all wanted to show off our abilities to solve the Rubik's cube in god-like speeds to our friends, (that's in fact why I got started in the first place. :p)

And of course, your friends just don't think it's enough to maybe play around with the cube for a minute and hand it to us, they want to trick us.

Ooooooh.

Find the right combination of twists and turns that will make it impossible for us cubers to solve the thing. So, of course, they take (kidnap) our cubes from us and turn it for half-an-hour, thinking the longer they sit there and goof off with the cube, the longer it will take us to solve it. And then we hand the thing back to them in the solved position as fast as you always have and they say, "You saw me scramble it. You cheated. Now I have to do it again." And they huddle up against some wall and play around with it for twice as long. And sometimes, you're tempted to ask them, "When are you going to give back my freaking cube!?! AHHRGH!!!!"

And then we could hear any of the following.

1. I'm trying to make it so two of the same colors aren't touching.
2. I'm trying to make it so two of the same colors aren't on one side.
3. I'm too busy switching around your stickers for a cruel prank.
4. Quit looking at me scramble this you cheater!!! Now I have to start all over again.
5. I'm not really scrambling your cube, I'm trying to solve it like you do. (In your dreams.)
6. Several of your pieces popped out while I was scrambling it, so I just put them back in a random orientation. I hope it doesn't ruin you for life.
7. Why is the green side always opposite of the blue side?
8. Oh, here you go. [you get a solved cube back in your hand]
9. I was just wondering, were you raised by scientists who kidnapped you at birth?
10. Could you teach me? (That's why God invented the internet.)
11. [Absolute silence]

Feel free to add to the list, and keep counting off. If you're the next person to add, start going 12, 13, 14, 15... etc. Until we get to 101. If we get to 101, I have a special surprise for everybody who participated! :D
This is hilarious, and while I am several years late, I would like to add to this (:.
1. You must be, like, super good at math, right?
2. Man, this isn't the real thing. It has to be a Rubik's brand, otherwise it's just some cheap crap from China.
3. Can I twist the corner piece?
4. I bet you can't even solve it that fast.
5. Cubers are freaks
6. (Pretends to scramble it) Here, this is like, so ridiculously hard.
7. (My mom every time I ask her to scramble a cube for me) I don't know how to scramble it (WHAT?)
8. (someone every time I bring them a mirror cube to break their mind) My head hurts.
 
38. 2x2 are easy. gimme that. I bet i can solve that within 5 min
(confusion)
I actually did this when i was a non-cuber lol

same thing heard today.😭
But I have a friend who understands how difficult it is to set a record in 2X2 alone.
 
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