∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

1361: When the guardian of this thread watches this thread all day and posts minutes after someone else posts.
1362: When the guardian of this thread posts many consecutive times in a row to try keep it alive
1363: When the guardian of this thread gets bored but is still posting constantly
1364: When the guardian of this thread thinks all this is funny
 
1370. When during inspection I realize that I got the same scramble as my previous solve. I try to tell my judge this, but he tells me that I'm supposed to solve it. He then continues to count my inspection, calling 8 seconds. I tell him again that it's the same scramble and I'm not supposed to solve it. At this point I'm already questioning this kid's brain. The second time I tell him, he ignores me and continues to call out my inspection. "12 seconds." "+2." "DNF." He's also smiling as he says DNF for I don't know why. At this point I'm ready to tell him to get the out. It takes me along with like 3 other people saying that I need an extra scramble for him to realize that when you get the same scramble as the previous solve, maybe, just maybe, you, I don't know, DON'T SOLVE IT AND GIVE IT BACK?

I've never seen so little common sense in a human being before in my life.

It's also ironic how the after solve before he said something along the lines of "How hard is it to teach someone to judge, I've never been to a comp before and I'm doing fine" (he mentioned teaching people to judge because we were short on judges).
 
1367. When you take the tram/train/bus instead of driving so you can solves solves on your way to wherever.
1371. When you like the previous post
1372. When you actually waste your time and press the like button
1373. When you realise that you could have spent this time cubing instead of posting
1374. When you don't post on this thread, you cube instead
1375. When you make yourself a repelling 1*1*2 that doesn't repel enough
1376. When you then try again (not me though)
1377. When you want to think up more
1378. When you contemplate the idea of thinking of 622 reasons and posting them all in one post
1379. When you go back to my previous post where I have already done signs 1357-2000 and say
1380. When you have twenty four posts here
1381. When you have twenty five posts here
1382. When you have twenty six posts here
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2000. When you have six hundred and forty four posts here
 
1383. When you try and think of 600+ reasons in one post just so the thread will stop.
1384. When you did, others just would not accept it as you used ellipsises to show that your skipping ahead.
1385.When you remember that in a different time line where they did accept it 1385 would be you have twenty nine posts here
1386 you have thirty posts here
1387 you have thirty one oats here
1388 you have thirty two posts here
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2000. You have six hundred and forty four
1389. When you now claim that this should be three thousand reasons we've been cubing too long.
1390. When the name is changed and you do the exact same thing again
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3000. You have one thousand six hundred and forty four posts on the thread '3000 signs you have been cubing too long'
 
1394. When you wait 56 days for Chris to send you a boron treated weilong gts v2 m... but you are so hyped when you get it!
(Btw it's lit guys)
 
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