∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[Mastermind2368]

1162. When you have gotten a 1 mover on 2x2.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

1163. When you own a puzzle made by Nathan Wilson.

 

[Matt11111]

1164. When a guy in your advising brings a 3x3 to school, solves it during morning meeting, and you tell him, "Just wanted to point out that you took 4 algorithms to solve OLL and 3 for PLL when all you needed was a sexy sledge and a V perm," and another guy just pretended he was listening along when in reality everything I said just went in one ear and out the next.

 

[cuber314159]

1165. When you know the one look last layer alg for the above case
1166. When you try to work out the 1lll for the above case
1167. When you think of the chances that he used the rubbish alg from youcandotheube for the U perm
1168. When you tell people that F2 U M' U2 M U F2 is a horrendous algorithm
1169. When you want to compare it to the H perm alg you mentioned earlier: 6(R' S R u)
1170. When you get annoyed at someone teaching a noob how to solve a cube with beginners method because you want to teach them sune + A and U perm
1171. you now dislike Rubik's for more then just bad cubes: popularising bad algs
1172. You make a one page sheet explaining cube notation completely to a noob
1173. You want to run house cubing at your school
1174. You actually run house cubing
1175. You thrash everyone at house cubing ( hopefully) ( go red house!!!)

 

[Vilknir]

1165. When you know the one look last layer alg for the above case
1166. When you try to work out the 1lll for the above case
1167. When you think of the chances that he used the rubbish alg from youcandotheube for the U perm
1168. When you tell people that F2 U M' U2 M U F2 is a horrendous algorithm
1169. When you want to compare it to the H perm alg you mentioned earlier: 6(R' S R u)
1170. When you get annoyed at someone teaching a noob how to solve a cube with beginners method because you want to teach them sune + A and U perm
1171. you now dislike Rubik's for more then just bad cubes: popularising bad algs
1172. You make a one page sheet explaining cube notation completely to a noob
1173. You want to run house cubing at your school
1174. You actually run house cubing
1175. You thrash everyone at house cubing ( hopefully) ( go red house!!!)

This might be a stupid question but what is house cubing?

 

[Matt11111]

This might be a stupid question but what is house cubing?

1176. When you think you know what it is but don't want to say anything because you don't want to come off as a cubing veteran who still knows next to nothing.

Solving the House Cube shape mod...?

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

@Matt11111 solve narrated by a cuber:
D F two R D prime, insert, Y prime F sexy F prime insert, pair and insert from the back left, Y prime triplesexy, antisune from the back right, U prime RB perm.

Got all that?

 

[cuber314159]

This might be a stupid question but what is house cubing?

At my school they split us up into 4 houses and have competitions between the houses, house cubing is a house competition with cubing

 

[Matt11111]

At my school they split us up into 4 houses and have competitions between the houses, house cubing is a house competition with cubing

Aha.

 

[Luke8]

1177. When you have more cubes than friends.
1178. When you have more sub 5's than friends on 3x3
1179. When you have more sub 4's than close family members
1180. When you have no friends because you cube so much, so to make yourself happy you make a cube pattern on your 13x13 that looks like a face and you actually talk to the cube and name it (that last reason is not me, just a thought).

 

[teboecubes]

1181. When you know all 3x3s that have ever come out
1182. When you know all your PBs on every puzzle including non-WCA
1183. When you relate to all of these 1000+ signs
1184. When you get a sub-0 on 1x1
1185. When you have all cubes from 0x0 - 999x999, but since a 999x999 doesn't exist, you build it from scratch.
1186. When you post on this thread from experience.
1187. When you have a sub-1 on 3x3x3x3x3x3x3 lol
1188. When you know 1Look on 3x3 (43 quintillion+ algs)
1189. When you know what time to the nearest second Ernő Rubik invented the cube
1190. When you know every 3x3 WR ever
1191. When you actually think of 10+ signs in one post
1192. When you are sub-1 second on gigaminx
1193. When you have 1000000 cubes
1194. When you know the names of every person in the WCA database.
1195. When, if you don't have a cube with you, you do solves on an imaginary cube
1196. When no one knows your real name; they just call you "The Rubik's Cube Solver"
1197. When you legally change your name to "The Rubik's Cube Solver"
1198. When, in school, you're asked to find the volume of a 3x3x3 cube, you think of a Rubik's Cube
1199. When, in school again, you have to cube a certain number, you solve a cube that number of times
1200. You get to sign number 1200.

 

[spiderdud3]

damn guys... i never knew you guys could do this AIM FOR 2K!

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

damn guys... i never knew you guys could do this AIM FOR 2K!

*makes thread*
*ignores for three months*
*checks back*
"dafaq just happened?"

 

[Luke8]

1201. When you started cubing, non of the records back then(world, continental, national, state, unofficial, etc.) still exist.

 

[FastCubeMaster]

Lol the title change. Will it go to 3k next?

 

[Luke8]

1202. When you get a PB with a Rubik's Brand (almost happened for me lol).

 

[AwesomeARC]

1203. When your PC's wallpaper is a cube. (Maybe I should really try that...)
1204. When your phone is loaded with cubing apps.
1205. When you blame your keyboard (specifically its spacebar) for missing your PB single by 0.x seconds.
1206. When megaminx gives you a headache, but you really like it. (Nice one, Luke8)
1207. When other people think that you are addicted to cubing and that it's ruining you.
1208. When the same people think that your grades are going down because the above mentioned addiction is diverting you
away from your studies.
1209. When you actually think of believing them.
1210. When you try to come up with scientific explanations to prove that cubing improves your overall health (mental capability, hand-eye coordination, awareness, reflexes...) significantly.
1211. When you apply cotton mod on your 3x3 because your family members complained about a mysterious 'click-clacking' noise coming from your room.
1212. When you think of applying cotton-mod on your 3x3 after reading my post.

 

[Mastermind2368]

1213. When you sent a PM to the owner of this tread to change it to 2000 reasons why you have been cubing too long.

 

[CornerCutter]

1213. When you sent a PM to the owner of this tread to change it to 2000 reasons why you have been cubing too long.

Now we know the inside info!

1214. When you have 600 posts! Yay!

 

[Luke8]

1211. When you apply cotton mod on your 3x3 because your family members complained about a mysterious 'click-clacking' noise coming from your room.
1212. When you think of applying cotton-mod on your 3x3 after reading my post.

Do cotton mods affect the cube performance?