∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[Mastermind2368]

948. You thought of the number of magnets that need to go into a cube when you saw 48.

 

[Skeansopolis]

949. When you realize that the CubingUSA Logo is ACTUALLY correct *cough* *cough* WCA *cough* *cough*
950. When you think that spending $30+ on a puzzle is worth it

 

[cuber314159]

949. When you realize that the CubingUSA Logo is ACTUALLY correct *cough* *cough* WCA *cough* *cough*
950. When you think that spending $30+ on a puzzle is worth it

951. When you can list 5 places from memory that sell it for less
952. When you know the exact price of them

Something like this
You can get the valk for $19.99 at the cubicle.Us

Oh well you can get it for $12.74 at priceangels.com and $14.35 at cubezz.com...

 

[Tycubing]

953. You have thousands of algs that you printed out.

954. You learned all of them

 

[Space Cat]

955. You DON'T keep algs taped onto the wall you don't think you'll learn

956. You know every alg set in every method

957. You also know every sub-set of those alg sets.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

958. If you invented Petrus.
959. If you use Petrus.
960. If you're good with Petrus.

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

961. When you could invent your own method, or you could just use Petrus.

 

[Mastermind2368]

962:

61. When you could invent your own method, or you could just use Petrus.

You look at petrus as a mod for ZZ and came up with a cool variant (Do EO when making the 1x2x2)
963: You know about every cubing meme, dank or not.

 

[Tycubing]

964. You know how to speak "cubing" so you can communicate at foreign competitions.

965. You use cubing terms when thinking of something to rhyme even when it has nothing to do with cubing (i.e. Petrus with tetris)

966. You remember when Mitch wasn't a meme

 

[CornerCutter]

967. When you go to a competition every weekend.

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

964. You know how to speak "cubing" so you can communicate at foreign competitions.

965. You use cubing terms when thinking of something to rhyme even when it has nothing to do with cubing (i.e. Petrus with tetris)

966. You remember when Mitch wasn't a meme

This is actually an interesting topic, so sometimes I go on ttw rooms (?) with Spanish-speaking cubers, and as I'm learning Spanish, I should also be learning the Spanish cuber lingo, maybe? A lot of things they just borrow from English sometimes, like "solve" and "avg", but they don't use a very specific verb to describe the act of solving a cube from what I've seen, mainly using the verb "hacer" (to do) in that context. Now other Spanish-speaking cubers are going to start a flame war with me on how atrociously I'm overgeneralizing.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

968. When you invent an entire language just for cubers.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

969. When you start a petition to fix the WCA logo.
970. If you sign that petition.
971. If you magnetize the 18cm 3x3.
972. If you magnetize Tony Fisher's 5 foot 3x3.
973. If you know it's actually 5' 1.7".
974. If you magnetize a nano cube.
975. If you do an Ao1000 every day.
976. If cubing is your job.
977. When you re-sticker a 13x13 because you were bored.
978. When you make a 3x3 out of Legos.
979. When you make a 3x3 out of food.
980. If you make a speech about how cubing relates to life.
981. If you actually snipe #1000.
982. If you solve a 17x17 with your feet.
983. You solve skewb one handed.
984. If you make ZBLL for megaminx.
985. When your collection is worth at least $500,000.
986. If you think we can get to 2000 reasons.
987. If you wright a blog about your life as a cuber.
988. You spend at least an hour coming up with reasons to get 1000.
989. You make a spherical 13x13.
990. You solve it every day.
991. If your birthday cake is always a Rubik's cube.
992. You get a 5 sec Ao5 on a zhachi.
993. When you have building full of cubes.
994. When you solve the brain cube.
995. When your house looks like a cube.
996. You make a stickerless 13x13.
997. You make a stickerless 17x17.
998. You make and solve a 7x7 void cube.
999. If you do an Ao1000 in all of the events you practice to celebrate.
1000. You actually get to 1000 reasons.


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[FastCubeMaster]

Halfway there guys!! Keep it up!

 

[Ordway Persyn]

1001. You haven't been cubing for too long, SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! (jk)

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

1002. When you sometimes spontaneously drop 40 seconds in an event without practicing (7x7)

 

[cuber314159]

1002. When you sometimes spontaneously drop 40 seconds in an event without practicing (7x7)

Yes, my 7*7 time dropped by about 2 minutes as I didn't practise for a few weeks but practised 5*5 alot
1003. When you wanted 1000
1004. When you make a thread that asks for 1000 signs you have been cubing too long
Sorry about the misscount the edit post thing is being annoying

1006. When you create this thread and let others upkeep it so you can cube 24/7- spiderdud3 I would like to think
1007. You think it might be a good idea to make a new thread entitled "another 1000 signs you've been cubing for far too long".
1008. You just find this thread and read all 28 pages of when you bla bla bla

 

[CornerCutter]

1009. When you waste time doing another 1000 signs.

 

[Mastermind2368]

1010. You thought you would be done Sune.

 

[DGCubes]

1011. When you remember when this thread started.