∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[Garrett C.]

744.When you actually learned the T-perm without touching a cube-me

 

[Garrett C.]

745.when you get a 4 every week
746.when you teach your dad how to solve the cube
747. when you are like 15 times faster than him
748.when you have been cubing for over 10 years
749.when you had a WR 7.49 3x3 avg in 2013
750. when you get very popular with one youtube name (fazrulz1) then change it and keep cubing long enough after that to not be know as that name anymore.

all Feliks

 

[Garrett C.]

751. when you have had a clover cube for 6 months and have scrambled/solved it once
752.when you have more cubes than youtube subs
753. when you have a WR 7.53 3x3 avg in 2012 (fazzy), while the NR in greece is 7.82 5 yrs later

 

[Garrett C.]

cmon guys 247 to go

 

[unirox13]

754. When your number two trips to the bathroom take way longer than they should because you have a spare 3x3 sitting on the back of toilet.

 

[cuber314159]

755. When your mum taught you how to solve a cube
756. When you now dislike her method and refer to it as FLOPOP face, layer, orientate cross, permute cross, orientate corners, permute corners
757. When you are five times faster than her

 

[Matt11111]

758. When you write a blog comparing speedsolving to another hobby of yours http://aminoapps.com/page/smash/890630/smash-vs-speedsolving

 

[WombatWarrior17]

758. When you write a blog comparing speedsolving to another hobby of yours http://aminoapps.com/page/smash/890630/smash-vs-speedsolving

759. When you read this blog and enjoy it.

 

[Matt11111]

759. When you read this blog and enjoy it.

 

[CornerCutter]

746.when you teach your dad how to solve the cube
747. when you are like 15 times faster than him
all Feliks

That's me! I just recently taught my Dad how to solve the 2x2 and 3x3. He is doing great!

 

[CornerCutter]

760. When you have a podcast - all about speedcubing and how to improve - CornerTwist

Check it out!
(good way to advertise)

 

[PuppyCube18]

761. When you are walking your dog and doing OH.

 

[cuber314159]

762. When you put a picture on your profile on this forum
763. When it's a picture of you corner cutting at an angle which makes it look like it has popped

 

[Daniel252]

764. When you have all the colour schemes of a cube just for collectors sake.
765. When your parents get mad when you get another cube.
766. When the whole school knows who you are because you cube and they got impressed.
767. When you have a black 13x13 and a white 13x13 just because.
768. When you go to the washroom for an extra 20 minutes because you brought a cube.
769. When you go SCS, TheCubicle, and CubeDepot every hour just to make you happy.
770. When you know full OLL and have it in muscle memory.
771. When you know full PLL and have it in muscle memory.
772. When you realize that 95% of these posts in this thread starts with "when".
773. When you have at least 10 3x3s.
774. When you also realize that 75% of these posts start with "when you".
775. At dinner you cube while you eat.
776. When your teacher teaches about 3-d shapes and you think about cubes.
777. When you cube anytime you get the chance to.

 

[VenomCubing]

778: When a non-cuber walks up to you, claiming to use the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon method, and for more than a year afterwards, you try to make a method deserving of such a title. However, when you finally do make a decent method, you forget all about the whole "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" thing, and name it the "GS Method", and only realize you could've called it the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon method after you've posted the method proposal on speedsolving forums, and now are in the process of making another method to fit the name "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" just to get the entire mess off of your chest.

100% true story happening to me right now.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

779. When you can't wait for the "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" method so you can learn it.

 

[DGCubes]

758. When you write a blog comparing speedsolving to another hobby of yours http://aminoapps.com/page/smash/890630/smash-vs-speedsolving

Just read it. Really cool and well-written, and thanks for the mention!

 

[CornerCutter]

763. When it's a picture of you corner cutting at an angle which makes it look like it has popped

LOL.....that was my old Zhanchi I was using last year. Maybe I could update it with my Valk 3.

 

[cuber314159]

LOL.....that was my old Zhanchi I was using last year. Maybe I could update it with my Valk 3.

Talking of zhanchis
780. You tension and lube your two old zhanchis even though
One has torpedo's the other does not
They are both slow...
781. You think aolongs are rubbish until you tension it.
I used to keep my cubes on extremely loose tensions
782. When you then get a sub 15 after it when previously you struggled to get sub20
783. When even the forum thinks you've been cubing too long as it says '503 error service unavailable'
784. When you're tempted to do the quote glitch again

 

[CornerCutter]

Talking of zhanchis
780. You tension and lube your two old zhanchis even though
One has torpedo's the other does not
They are both slow...
781. You think aolongs are rubbish until you tension it.
I used to keep my cubes on extremely loose tensions
782. When you then get a sub 15 after it when previously you struggled to get sub20
783. When even the forum thinks you've been cubing too long as it says '503 error service unavailable'
784. When you're tempted to do the quote glitch again

785. When you still use a Zhanchi as your main.