∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[YouCubing]

424. when you use your stackmat to time thing that aren't cubing, or even speedstacking

 

[Silverback]

424. when you use your stackmat to time thing that aren't cubing, or even speedstacking

I used my timer app to speedpamper my baby. Does that count?

 

[cuber314159]

425. When you discover f2l autocorrects to F2L
426. When you get annoyed when people ask questions about previous point without doing x. I'm asking this question:[insert question here iyw]

 

[WombatWarrior17]

427. When you no longer leave inspection on.

 

[unirox13]

428. When you get a free uber ride because you solve the Rubik's cube in their car and they comp your ride. Happened to me today lol.

 

[Luke8]

429. When you have a full poster of all the logo stickers of every cube you have ever had that's had the logo peel off.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

430. When you teach your parents cubing slang so they can understand you when you speak.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

431. When your idea of a fun weekend is doing a few ao1000. (When there are no comps of course)

 

[EmperorZant]

432. When you do averages of 2-3-4 Relays.
433. When you hold UWR for 2-3-4 Relays.
434. When you make a cubing meme.
435. When you become a cubing meme.

 

[vm70]

436. When you get multiple different RSI's at once... multiple times.
437. When all of the presents your friends buy you are cubes (or vice versa).
438. When you stop playing video games altogether just for more solving time.
439. When your math teacher allows you to take up 20 minutes by lecturing the class about Rubik's Cubes and cube-related group theory.
440. When you brag about bringing an "emergency 3x3" with you all the time.
441. When you're the driving force of your puzzle club at school / college.
442. When you overstock on lubricant for the next 2 years

44.2% there, keep it up!

 

[Tycubing]

443. When you are still replying to this thread
444. You can actually come up with good ideas for this thread

 

[Ordway Persyn]

445. Your birthday cake has cubes made out of icing on it.
446. You buy broken cubes of of people.
447. When you have become a cube yourself
448. Your WCA ID has 2003 in it
449. When Your on the organization team of worlds
450. You have done a spring swap in at least one of your cubes
451. You have done a Florian/Konsta mod on at least one of your puzzles
452. You actually know/remember what a Florian or Konsta mod is.
453. You have multiple of the same non WCA Puzzle
454. You buy a certain cube in multiple different colors for collectors sake.
455. You invent a cuber card game (I should do this).

 

[Matt11111]

456. Literally the only presents you ever get are puzzles.

 

[WombatWarrior17]

457. If you actually remember the exact date you stared cubing.(July 14 2016)

 

[YouCubing]

445. Your birthday cake has cubes made out of icing on it

458. When your birthday cake is a cube

459. when you do a casual 7x7 solve before breakfast in the morning
460. when you have to force yourself not to constantly cube
461. when you see vacations as opportunities to go to more comps
462. when you cry over official solves ):
463. when you run out of cubing youtube videos to watch (even the bad ones)
464. when you name your pets after famous cubers
465. when a cube is within your arm's reach at all times
466. when you try to get your dog to turn a cube
467. when you constantly think of statistics about cubes that you want to run
468. when you give names and personalities to all your mains
469. when your favorite color is the exact shade of green on your megaminx
470. when you put logos of your favorite Pokemon on all your cubes
471. when you care about clock
472. when you thought of 14 reasons just so you could get number 473
473. when you break 3x3 WR single by 0.01

 

[WombatWarrior17]

474. When your WR gets broken by .01 but really don't care.

 

[Tycubing]

475. You will be the person to get the 4.75
476. Your legally change your name to "Rubix Boy"
477. You are mad that there was no joke about the 4.74

 

[WombatWarrior17]

477. You are mad that there was no joke about the 4.74

Sorry...

 

[WombatWarrior17]

474. When your WR gets broken by .01 but really don't care.

There, I fixed it.

 

[EmperorZant]

478. You get a 4.76 in Comp which undermines the original #476 on the list.
479. You make other cubers nervous from sheer turning speed.
480. You get 4 80-second 6x6 solves (1:20), back-to-back.