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Yes sir. Sorry sir. I'll get right on it.

Good. I dare to hope you're at least 25% done.

With all due respect sir, you offend me with your lack of faith in me. I have completed exactly 76.240582% of Valk Last Slot as of right no... never mind sir, 76.240583% now.

Good. Finish it ASAP so you can start on OLLCP next.

Yes sir. But sir, if I may ask?

After OLLCP I expect you to do 1LLL. It’s only 1.5k algs.... People have learnt full ZBLL, which is 500 algs, so you just need to do a mere 3 times that .

Who are you? Sir, would you like me to take him out?

o_O We have a hitman on the forums .

Sir, they know! We must bail!

This is a recorded message through this person’s account.
We are the FBI. We know your location and name through tracking your IP. Turn yourself in to the nearest police station. We will give you 1 day, or I’m afraid action must be taken.
End of recording.

We need to get out of here sir!!

Sir? Are you there? Oh, I get it. You're off the grid. *wink wink*

Recorded message:
We have decided not to bother with you, since you hagen’t actually committed a crime yet, but we shall be keeping a close eye on you.

*relief reaction* sir, you can come out now.

OK. Good. Now you can learn full OLLCP, then L5CO, then ZZ OLS, then ZBLL. I have great plans for you.

Sir, I already know OLLCP, L5E, ZZ OLS, and am learning ZBLL. Also ZZ OLS is just SV+WV