Someone get vid and make the longest "did you know" list ever.
How did I do?
Did you know that...
- AJ's first Gameboy Yellow was green?
- Breandan's L perm face is amazing?
- Justin Harder has awesome nails?
- Calvin should put his big stick away?
- Dan NARnelli?
- Thompson's favourite event is magic?
- Daniel Hayes had something for Jackson's mom?
- Jackson just learned that if you hold out your left hand it can form the letter L?
- Phillip Espinoza, Waris Ali, Chris Olson and Andy Smith were supposed to do a rap battle, but they all wussed out?
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Phillip Espinoza redeemed himself?
- AJ's mom is hilariously unsupportive of him?
- She asked him "What happened in 7x7?", when it was just a normal average for him?
- She also told him that he was embarrassing her for being so slow?
- Victor (Pestvic) stole AJ's wheelchair?
- From far away, it looked like he was riding a segway?
- Andy Smith has bigger hands than me?
- Andrea is the only cuber I've met who has smaller hands than me?
- Rowe chased me down a hallway, while finishing a 4x4x4 solve, and followed me into an elevator to give me my 4x4x4 back?
- He also forcefully made me give him a hug?
- He wasn't sure if he knew his way back?
- Anthony and Weston doing team BLD is hilarious?
- It took them over a minutes to recover from a sune screw-up?
- Drunk Chester is best Chester?
- Chester should do a cover of "I don't wanna miss a thing"?
- His drunk conversations with Sinpei were absolutely hilarious?
- Sinpei laughs at everything Chester says?
- He wasn't offended when Chester kept saying "brindford" to him?
- Or when he was doing inappropriate gestures to him?
- He absolutely loves Chester's Pikachu doll?
- Chester gave me a creepy-looking Shrek 3 Baby doll that people won at Circus Circus?
- I went around tapping people on the shoulder and putting the doll right in front of their face?
- Brest had the brest reaction?
- At a restaurant, I had the Shrek doll on the table, and a little girl who was walking past our table saw it and stared at it, then turned around and walked the other way?
- Brest put the Shrek doll in his brest pocket?
- If he were to be the next Cubecast guest, it would be the second brest episode ever?
- Brest is always either smiling, laughing, or making brest jokes?
- You should see Brest naked?
- There are infinitely many ways to play with a BattPoke?
- Jackson is BattsMan?
- BattsCave?
- Premature BattsPokulation?
- Battpoke and Master Battspoke will replace Magic and Master Magic in 2013?
- Slater and I were BattPoking through Camille's gauged ears?
- I am taking full responsibility for providing Adam Zamora the best BattPoke?
- It is totally worth it because I now have his former purple one?
- I won a teddy bear from Tyson during 5x5x5?
- I named it 25 because of 5x5?
- I didn't know where to put 25, so I wore him on my head?
- I competed in 7x7x7 wearing it?
- I still kept it on my head even when I popped a few times?
- A reporter interviewed me about it, and he wrote down word-for-word my amazing story of "I had no idea where to put it, so I just put it on my head."?
- It started a whole trend of competing and judging with objects on your heads?
- There was a drunk guy holding a beer in his hand who walked into the venue and did a face-plant as he was going through the doors?
- He had a friend who quickly tried to drag him out before any of us saw, and failed?
- Chris Olson did a really good re-enactment of what happened?
- During the 64-person head-to-head, some of us were sabotaging each other's cubes since we scrambled our opponent's cubes?
- Cameron got up and left during our head-to-head round because I scrambled his cube with 8 move crosses on all sides?
- "Mods are at Nats, post ponies!"?
- Mini Zhanchi cores are sooooooo cute?
- "I have not failed. I've just found 2000 ways that won't work. TL;DR, I am Thomas Edison."?
- If you lift up a cage with a cat in it, the cat is still in it?
- dunnololguy, dunnololguywithbrokenwrists, armsoutguy, armsinguy are perfect Team BLD OLL code names?
- During Yes/No Team Bld, Jackson asked me "Clockwise or counterclockwise?"?
- I answered "…yes".
- When Donovan and I were doing Yes/No Team BLD, he asked "Is this white or yellow?"?
- I jokingly said "yes"?
- It was exactly what he meant, since he just wanted to know if it was white/yellow, not which one is was?
- I thought I heard an announcer say into the mic "International competitors rape at American competitions?"?
- The judge gave me a strange look when I asked if I heard what I thought I heard?
- "Frontwise" and "sidewise" make complete sense?
- I didn't realize I had a DNF single in the first found of every event (except 7x7 because I was actually taking it seriously) until Slater told me?
- I have defined "casual DNFing"?
- When I DNF'd one of my solves, someone called out "the princess strikes again!"?
- Many giggles were had because I placed 69th in 2x2x2 in first round?
- Some parents burst out laughing during the OH seminar when Jeremy said to practice sexy moves?
- "He ordered 200 blacks and 200 whites from China" is very misleading to non-cubers?
- "What's a life? Isn't that a board game... or like, a cereal?"?
- I accidentally gave a Canadian quarter instead of an American quarter to someone and he was confused as to why there was a caribou on it?
- I suck at Melee?
- When I was playing as Kirby, I couldn't remember how to suck up opponents so I asked "How do I suck?"?
- I didn't immediately realize the irony?
- Elevator pranks are really fun?
- When someone came up to us and told us she used to peel off the stickers, I said "YEAH ME TOO!" and gave her a high-five?
- Trolling non-cubers in real life is much more fun that it should be?
- "Speedcubin?" is a great conversation starter?
- There was a giant cicada following Breandan around?
- I picked it up and let it crawl around on my arms?
- It didn't scare anyone?
- I asked where I should put it and someone said "on a tree", so I threw it at a tree while yelling "TREE!"?
- The British equivalent of the American expression "standing in line" is "cueing"?
- I'm apparently sort of good at
Cyclone?
- I hit the jackpot 3 times?
- The lady behind the counter at the prizes desk needed a calculator to determine 1559 minus 1500?
- I won a
giant blue penguin?
- It was very interesting carrying 3 carry-on bags and a giant penguin through customs?
- I have more DYKs than Andrew?
DYK....
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-Sarah played mother when a 9 year old came to our table?
-She doesn't know this?
I've actually been told this many times before.

I used to babysit a lot, so I'm used to being super nice and mature around kids.