You know you are a speedcuber when...

you know your a speedcuber when you dream about solving cubes. Happen to anyone?

Yes... I had one of those which doesn't really make sense but I'll share... So theres this bridge which is made of very spaced out meshed wire sorta stuff and for some reason there was this pirate with a parrot and the parrot cage... I had a explosion and only a centre cap fell off when I was cubing on the bridge. To be safe on my way back I put the other pieces in the cage... Does this have some deep meaning or something I wonder.
 
Oh wow.. you have names for your cubes is in that overview.

Anyone named their cubes yet? I know I am weird, my car has a name, but my cubes?? lol
 
You know when you're a speedcuber when:


- You've set Speedsolving.com as your default startpage on you browser
- You plan your holidays around speedcubing competitions
- You think RUR'U' is sexy

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New favorite sentence on SS.

You know you're a speedcuber when you have $100 of cubes sitting in your amazon cart at any given time.
I just bought a shengshou 2x2-7x7 (a little short of $100)

Nat and I have a whole song about it.

Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
Girl look at that Guhong,
iCubemart!

Or something like that.
 
My favorites were:

R2D2 doesn't make you think of Star Wars anymore.

[removed: only funny to disgusting people like me ]

You help a friend clean out her locker and see 1 cube and the first thing you think of is "holy crap where'd all the others go?!?
 
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Lost the chat where it was from, but it went something like this:

When I walk on by, girls be looking like,
"Dang, he fly"
I flick to the beat,
Half a second H-Perm is pretty neat, yeah.

This is how I roll, Guhong, Zhanchi, all the others are old.
Or go bold with the Lingyun II,
Don't have one? Well you're pretty screwed.

(chorus)

When I'm out of my house,
this is what I see.
Non-cubers start drooling and they're staring at me,

I've got cubes in my hands, and I ain't afraid to solve it(solve it, solve it)

RUR'U' and I know it.
 
Lost the chat where it was from, but it went something like this:

When I walk on by, girls be looking like,
"Dang, he fly"
I flick to the beat,
Half a second H-Perm is pretty neat, yeah.

This is how I roll, Guhong, Zhanchi, all the others are old.
Or go bold with the Lingyun II,
Don't have one? Well you're pretty screwed.

(chorus)

When I'm out of my house,
this is what I see.
Non-cubers start drooling and they're staring at me,

I've got cubes in my hands, and I ain't afraid to solve it(solve it, solve it)

RUR'U' and I know it.

That is clever and hilarious!
 
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