Help me find a senior quote :D

[thackernerd]

100% of the shots you don't take don't go in, Wayne Gretzky.

 

[blah]

"imablackjew"

 

[Olji]

"I'm free of prejudice, I hate everyone equally much" - W. C. Fields

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'm ready to make an exception" - Groucho Marx

"A person who always knows what is appropriate have unlimited opportunities to do the inappropriate" - Carl Hammarén

"When people agrees with me I often got a feeling that I am wrong" - Oscar Wilde

"If you tried something and failed, then erase all evidence of you ever trying" - My brother

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein

(I think I've failed some grammar when I translated them from Swedish, feel free to correct it.)

 

[Phlippieskezer]

"No matter where you go, you are there."

 

[Jaycee]

"When in Rome, you are in Rome." - Niteclaw1028

"With great power comes great pie recipes." - Warrior2464

"Roses are red
Violets are purple
**** poetry." - Jaycee (me)

"In Soviet Russia, I wouldn't give a ****!" - BM631

"To infinity...and the nearest McDonald's!" - Mask of Ice

"If at first you don't succeed, train a platypus to do it for you." - Niteclaw1028

These are my Internet friends, and though I know their names I'm positive they would not appreciate me giving their names away to people they don't know. xD

There's always my sig, of course.

 

[Brest]

I used to be able to solve a Rubik's cube in like 5-45 seconds. - Weston Mizumoto

 

[Jaycee]

I used to be able to solve a Rubik's cube in like 5-45 seconds. - Weston Mizumoto

No cubing quotes.

I like it, though, especially because I've seen the original source

 

[James Cavanauh]

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutral friends
Who the f**k are you?

No, I will not fix your computer

 

[somerandomkidmike]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't"

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"Use the force Harry." - Spock

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." Aristotle

I like the next quote.

"This is a comma splice, don't use it"

 

[a small kitten]

I know it's cubing-related, but it's my favorite quote from you:

Having a cubing comp for deaf people is like having a chess tournament for people with no legs.

 

[JackJ]

100% of the shots you don't take don't go in, Wayne Gretzky.

You mean: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." ?

 

[n00bcub3r]

"You live on the Earth, but are not of the Earth"
-Alex Kim
"Stay hungry, stay foolish"(maybe other way around, i forgot)
-Steve Jobs

 

[Cheese11]

"When in doubt, J-Perm it out" - My friend (MINIgoings)

 

[zmikecuber]

“Everybody has a plan until they get hit.”
― Mike Tyson

maybe not though... anyway, good luck.

 

[RNewms27]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

 

[thackernerd]

You mean: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." ?

Or you could say that, they both mean the exact same thing.

 

[vcuber13]

Or you could say that, they both mean the exact same thing.

but quotes arnt supposed to be in different words, meaning the same thing.

 

[thackernerd]

but quotes arnt supposed to be in different words, meaning the same thing.

Well Wayne Gretzky has said both of those things to reporters so you could say either one of them.

 

[Kian]

Mine was a commentary on how everyone else's was going to be sickeningly lame and naive...

"He who lives upon hope will die fasting." -Benjamin Franklin

 

[TheMachanga]

AARRHHHHHHHHUUNGHH!! - Chewbaca