Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

I was walking around a shopping mall casually doing OH while trying to navigate through the mall. I was on pll, and I saw it was a u perm so I did it without looking at the cube when these two kids said "wow he did that without looking." "I love you man"
 
I was delivering papers with one of my friends and he brought his other friend who owns a Guhong, pyraminx ect but can't solve a 3x3 by memory...
I had my keychain cube in my pocket, and he asked if he could borrow it while i went down the street to finish the last of the papers.

He dissasembled it fully for no specific reason, and lost a piece. -.-
 
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When I was in waiting room at Hairdresser, I got bored and I solve my 3x3x3 many times and suddenly one woman asked me : Madame, do you also love to play with a Barbie? ( with her cynical face)

Me : Barbie? :/ of course not I prefer to play with Kent not with Barbie :D
 
"look, ___ she can solve it in like 2 seconds!" (my average is about 45 seconds)

so i tell everyone that i learned how to solve it on youtube, and they say "you cheater"

"my brother smashed it with a hammer then put it back together."

*turns one side*"hey look! i can solve it!"*turns the side 3 times*

"isn't the world record like 1 second?"
 
Waitress watches me solve the cube like 10 times at a restaurant(I see her in the corner of my eye), she comes to take our order.... "Can you solve that?!" I give an akward stare... "...no." I HATE THAT IGNORANT "Can you solve that?" Stare people can give after you solve it in front of them :P
 
hammerhead said:
Waitress watches me solve the cube like 10 times at a restaurant(I see her in the corner of my eye), she comes to take our order.... "Can you solve that?!" I give an akward stare... "...no." I HATE THAT IGNORANT "Can you solve that?" Stare people can give after you solve it in front of them :P
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It's a legitimate question. She's asking if you can solve it.
 
Here's one: it was about a month ago just when I finished learning LBL i was showing it to my friend and there was this girl she said: "if you solve one side don't all other get solve"
I was like : "No!" *continued to solve it* Her reply was: "this is a broken cube its meant to solve itself then you solve a side"(it was something along those lines)
 
i got a (chinese speaking) friend to order a dayan guhong cube for me since she lives in the us and shipping is cheaper there. when she got it, she asked me "is this even the right cube? its a chinese brand!"
 
hammerhead said:
Waitress watches me solve the cube like 10 times at a restaurant(I see her in the corner of my eye), she comes to take our order.... "Can you solve that?!" I give an akward stare... "...no." I HATE THAT IGNORANT "Can you solve that?" Stare people can give after you solve it in front of them :P
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soo true i get that all the time
 
i hate it when i show them i can twist a corner then they try to snatch it to see if they have the "hands of a master"
 
i wish i could say one thing ive heard but i mean the list is just to long. some of the things noncubers say really shows an inability to think when examining obstacles.
 
I, and evidently nearly everyone else here has had people do U U' on their cubes and then claim they solved it. I've thought of a possible solution :)

1. Do R'U2RUR'zR2URDR (basically J perm with last move left out)
2.Put your thumb on on the FRD sticker and cover the BRD and the BR sticker with your other fingers.
(same as how Breandan held his cube in the "Secret N perm" video)

Now the cube looks like it is 1 move off but it is really hiding a J perm. Mwahahahah.
You can also do U R2 U' F2 R2 F2 U2 R2 F2 R2 U' R2 and keep the F and R sides out of view.
This basically the same as the Secret N perm video but you can do it on non-cubers
 
Non-cuber: "Is that a real cube or one of those magic ones?"
Me: "What."
Non-cuber: "Oh, everyone knows that the normal cubes are impossible, that's why they make magic ones now that are actually possible to do."
If he hadn't been twice my size I'm pretty sure I would have punched him in the face.
 
I don't know if this happens to anyone else, but people always tell me that they used to take the stickers off when they were kids! It's funny but annoying.
 
The stickers remark is the most common of all. I'd be surprised to meet a cuber who hasn't heard it.
 
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