Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

Yesterday, my friend asked to see my "four-cube". I handed him the 4x4, and he said no, the other one, and pointed to the 2x2. He then proceeded to turn it really fast, until literally the entire thing fell apart. Even the screws, and all the pieces were all over the place. He couldn't stop laughing.
 
What is this I don't even.......
What is even I don't this.

Even don't I this is what. The balls.

Heard some conversation about the validity of scrambles in competition today. These two guys in Bio were going at it, the first saying that they're scrambled randomly and each scramble is different and hand-scrambled, and the other said that everyone got the same scrambles, different for each solve (as it is in the regulations). After fifteen minutes or so of their quarreling, they ask me. After giving my answer, the ignorant one of the two handed the other a five-dollar bill. They had placed bets. I lol'd.
 
i was at the dentist and i solved it and the woman who was doing my teeth acted like she had just seen a miracle. in the end i had all the people who worked there standing around staring at the solved cube and they wanted to video me and put me on their facebook page. LOL
 
i was at the dentist and i solved it and the woman who was doing my teeth acted like she had just seen a miracle. in the end i had all the people who worked there standing around staring at the solved cube and they wanted to video me and put me on their facebook page. LOL

How fast are you anyway?
 
Yesterday, my friend asked to see my "four-cube". I handed him the 4x4, and he said no, the other one, and pointed to the 2x2. He then proceeded to turn it really fast, until literally the entire thing fell apart. Even the screws, and all the pieces were all over the place. He couldn't stop laughing.
That is the reason why i don't have a 2x2. Thank god I didn't let them try my 5x5.

A few weeks ago my friend borrowed my haiyan cube in school for just three hours, because I had to go somewhere else with the school to rehearse something in orchestra. When I came back and asked him for the cube, he handed it to me with two corners missing.
He told me "in maths some pieces fell out and I only managed to put one back in."
Me: so where are the other two pieces?
Him: left them there. It was impossible to reassemble.
:fp well I hated that cube anyway.
 
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Woah he isnt even looking at it!

Close your eyes when you mix it up or you are cheating

That was not in under a minute! you are crazy liar!

(cube pops) HE BROKE IT!

(after cube poped and i put it back together wrong and its unsolvable so i take it apart) HE CANT SOLVE IT!

may favorite is when i picked up my sister from school and a kid see's me solving a 4x4 and says "can you even do that?" and i said "hold on 10 seconds" and he was amazed...
 
got a new square1 and was playing with it in class
kid "hey can i see that"
sure *hand it to him*
kid *play with it for a minute* "did you know that all rubiks cubes come apart?" *forcefully snaps off one of the large corner pieces "oops this one is diffrent"

i was so angry
 
Inspection time is lame, and real solves start as soon as you get your cube scrambled in the hand, according to a random guy that saw us cubing today in the mall.
And apparently using generated scrambles is even lamer: another cuber should always scramble the cube for you.
 
yeah.
my math teacher said:
2x2 is so easy even a donkey (donkey refers to an idiot person in our country) can solve it.
few days later my friend gave a 2x2 to him.
but he couldn't do it.

also
once i wrote all the algorithms and explanations in a papar and gave it to him.
about 3 months later:
me: sir learn it?
him: yes.
i scrambled my cube n gave it to him.
him: I didn't memorise them!!
me: then WHAT did you do?
him: I solved it my watching the paper. You know I think it's worthless unless you solve it by yourself.

IDIOT!!!!!
 
"Why do you spend so much time on that?"
*I'm in the OLL* "I can solve it from here!" *I get to the PLL* "I can't from here..."
*About 2x2* "I can do that!" *NOT*
"I can solve that!" *After a long time* "I give up, you do it and give it to me" *I finish and give to him* "You see? I solved it!"
"Wow! How do you do that" *About a 7x7*
"Wow, you suck, you didn't break a WR" (LOL)
"Wow you suck" *I finish the solve 2 seconds after it* "........"
"I can solve a single side, after that I'm stuck"
*My teacher about the person that my student is teaching (How to cube)* "Does he know a faster way to do it?" (Fail, he still does in Beginner's with alg pages)
"Why do you spend your life on it?"

And etc, there are too many things to write in this thread
 
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