CubeCast Poll: Do you wipe sitting or standing?

When you wipe after a #2, do you wipe sitting or standing?

  • Sitting

    Votes: 96 55.2%

  • Standing

    Votes: 78 44.8%
  • Total voters
    174
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Over the years I've tried different methods and after extensive research I can confidently say that this is most efficient way to wipe your *** :

(1) While sitting, first pull your butt cheeks to the side with your hands, ensuring they lock up with your body weight and the cleaning area is widely exposed (fresh air also gives you a nice sensation)
(2) Lift your wiener with one hand and using the other one go between your legs with the toilet paper and start cleaning.

This ensure fast access to the cleaning area, and you don't wast time repositioning your hand to look if you are done as in the "hand behind your back/side" method: a quick glance and you can go for the next sheet of toilet paper. Also, this enables you to quickly fold the paper one handed for you environmentally aware people without loosing time since you are never more than 2-3 inches away from the cleaning area. Since this is and advanced method, poeple with poor hand-eye coordination should not attempt it as risk of putting your hand inside the *** in the toilet is high.
 
UnAbusador said:
Over the years I've tried different methods and after extensive research I can confidently say that this is most efficient way to wipe your *** :

(1) While sitting, first pull your butt cheeks to the side with your hands, ensuring they lock up with your body weight and the cleaning area is widely exposed (fresh air also gives you a nice sensation)
(2) Lift your wiener with one hand and using the other one go between your legs with the toilet paper and start cleaning.

This ensure fast access to the cleaning area, and you don't wast time repositioning your hand to look if you are done as in the "hand behind your back/side" method: a quick glance and you can go for the next sheet of toilet paper. Also, this enables you to quickly fold the paper one handed for you environmentally aware people without loosing time since you are never more than 2-3 inches away from the cleaning area. Since this is and advanced method, poeple with poor hand-eye coordination should not attempt it as risk of putting your hand inside the *** in the toilet is high.
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But then you rub your genitals all over your arm. That's so gross. If you don't, then you have a very small nutsack.

Personally I have never tried wiping from the front, I might give that a go.
 
Dene said:
But then you rub your genitals all over your arm. That's so gross. If you don't, then you have a very small nutsack.

Personally I have never tried wiping from the front, I might give that a go.
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You have a problem with touching your own balls? I think you're the one with the problem...

Also, I would not recommend wiping from the front. That is, if you mean to wipe from the back towards the front, with your forearm in position to be touched by your balls. Why? Because you'll just drag the poop from your butt, and smear it through your gooch and balls, and have to do a whole lot more wiping to clean it up.
 
Lol I highly second ElectricDoodle's idea about not wiping from the front, not only would it be really uncomfortable, but it could definitely lead to a mess.


To they guy who blatantly exaggerated my post, good job, you get points for being a drama queen (insert applause here). I was simply stating you don't get the same kind of spread while standing that you do when you've got you body planted in a seat designed to keep things open. I'm not quite sure how you find leaning against a wall with one hand comfortable, or efficient.
 
ElectricDoodie said:
You have a problem with touching your own balls? I think you're the one with the problem...

Also, I would not recommend wiping from the front. That is, if you mean to wipe from the back towards the front, with your forearm in position to be touched by your balls. Why? Because you'll just drag the poop from your butt, and smear it through your gooch and balls, and have to do a whole lot more wiping to clean it up.
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Ditto.
Sitting is superior!
 
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I tried sitting backwards on the toilet at suggested above. This is highly superior. You get a battle station to command your troops right in front of you and it's highly comfortable. Not only that but you can look straight down and see your masterpiece you made.
 
ElectricDoodie said:
You have a problem with touching your own balls? I think you're the one with the problem...
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No but I'd rather not be touching that area when I have already showered/am not planning on doing anything else with that area at the time.

Whyusosrs? said:
I tried sitting backwards on the toilet at suggested above. This is highly superior. You get a battle station to command your troops right in front of you and it's highly comfortable. Not only that but you can look straight down and see your masterpiece you made.
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But then the toilet paper will be on the left! Nooooooooo!!!
 
Lol battle station, makes me think of "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" by Coheed and Cambria "Man your battle staaaations, we'll have you dead pretty soon (in another verse it says home)".

Dene, lol at your sig.
 
Dene said:
But then you rub your genitals all over your arm. That's so gross. If you don't, then you have a very small nutsack.

Personally I have never tried wiping from the front, I might give that a go.
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Your left hand is pulling your sack at all times. Your body has to be in a slight bent position as to expose as much *ss as possible and to allow easy peeking trough the toilet hole. If you have a problem with holding your own wiener probably you missed a lot of fun trough puberty...
 
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