CubeCast Poll: Do you wipe sitting or standing?

[Radcuber]

Sitting: 39 Standing: 36 Yeaaaaah boy, sitting people ftw.

 

[krnballerzzz]

I never would have thought this poll would be so close! Half of you guys are so weird, and by half I mean the lot of you who stand.

 

[jfly]

Thank you for making this thread, Andrew.

waitress, I would ask, and if it was a waiter, yyyy would ask (so as not to seem like we were coming on to them in some incredibly creepy way). It was a waiter-- yyyy asked. The waiter sat. I rest my case.

Dude, that family hardly counts. Do you remember what his wife does?!

 

[FatBoyXPC]

jfly please tell us what his wife does!!!

I definitely wipe sitting down, it's quite a bit more efficient. I always look at my prize too before I defile it with TP! I usually lean forward a bit so I can get a better angle haha. I always check the TP too to make sure it's all gone.

FWC: 1 wipe? Negative. I never wipe just once, as a precaution. I've had a one wiper turn into a 3 or 4 wiper, I'm glad I double checked!

 

[goatseforever]

I guarantee if I made this thread the mods would have me banned faster than Erik could solve a 2x2. In any case, since I like to take my number twos in the shower then stomp it down the drain, I guess that would be standing?

 

[Kirjava]

I guarantee if I made this thread the mods would have me banned faster than Erik could solve a 2x2.

bawwwwwww

 

[Chapuunka]

So I talked about this with a few people today... They all seemed to sit. :confused:

 

[Owen]

Why would you sit?

 

[ThumbsxUpx]

I don't even see how it's possible to wipe sitting. I'll have to look into this, but for now, standing.

I know! Like how do you fit your hand down there? Like seriously!

 

[Whyusosrs?]

OK. So if you stand then you get the remnants of the dookey all over both cheeks because they go together. Then instead of just wiping one spot, you have to clean both your butt cheeks. That's why you should remain seated and just get in there.

I used to stand, but now I sit. It's more time efficient and I don't get crap on my hand less often. Just saying.

 

[Joker]

So I talked about this with a few people today... They all seemed to sit. :confused:

Online or in real life?

 

[Stefan]

I never would have thought this poll would be so close!

For every wipe, there's an equal and opposite wipe. If we assume this is true, we can prove sitting=standing. The toilet seat is a circle with infiltrated diapers so we know poo=#2.

 

[penfold1992]

what if... you have a little bit hanging and then u stand up and it shakes onto the floor or onto your clothes. then what do you do standing people!
also i think sitting must be easier because then u can throw the loo roll down the toilet straight away rather then have to put it in there.. it just falls in naturally

 

[Chapuunka]

Online or in real life?

Real life. It was great to watch people's reactions.

EDIT: Aha! 50/50 again.

 

[Edward]

Again, you completely finish before wiping. I don't think we have an alg for that case

 

[Joker]

Real life. It was great to watch people's reactions.

EDIT: Aha! 50/50 again.

Lol, musta been awkward xD
And Edward:
Make and alg then D:<

 

[maggotcuber]

i dont understand how u would wipe standing?!?!?!

 

[XXGeneration]

Never done it standing.

 

[Edward]

I don't understand how it's done sitting :rolleyes:

 

[maggotcuber]

i wanna try it standing now....