I am a troll!

[dumbForumTroll]

I am a crazy forum troll. I pretend to be from other places so I don't get banned right away. I post horribly inappropriate (and in this case, racist) things and so bring much shame to my country (in this case, Serbia).

Ignore me.
If I come back, report me. Aside from clicking the report button, don't respond or acknowledge me in any way.
I am not worthy of your time or breath. (mod note: see picture below)
Mods, ban me on sight. My kind is not welcome here.
Make my internet existence go away.

In reality, I fuzzy unicorns and rainbow lollipops. I am too scared of having other people find out, so I hide behind fake emails and proxy addresses. I am really just a coward on the inside. I need to find something better to do with my time because I am just a burden on society.



Friendly note from the mods:

 

[Kirjava]

If you want be be a successful troll, you need to be more subtle.

 

[qqwref]

Darn, I was hoping to read another batshit insane rant.

 

[Edward]

Needs moar anime

 

[Kirjava]

Oh god. The topic title change makes me look silly XD

 

[ExoCorsair]

Thanks for the inspiration, Kirjava.

 

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

Darn, I was hoping to read another batshit insane rant.

Was just "the member named Enter is a backstabber to his country! I am brucelee I post batshit insane stuff"

 

[ExoCorsair]

I didn't bother reading it before making my edits.

Looked like poetry of some sort.

 

[Chapuunka]

Fuzzy unicorns are the best unicorns.

 

[Kirjava]

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

FORGET YOU ALL
FLUFFY UNICORNS ARE TEH BEST!:

 

[Enter]

these guy is crazy
the pm is insulting!!!

It is afternoon in so-called Slovenia.
If it wasn't for Russia and Serbia,
«Enter» would be on his knees
(and probably the rest of Central
Europe, presumably all of Europe),
kissing a Turkish carpet, and
praying to Allah now ...

What does «Enter» do? Instead of being
grateful and brotherly towards a «spark»
of great Serbo-Russian Orthodox Christian
Soul (ironically «Enter» himself is such a
«spark» of Slav Orthodox great Soul, but
unlike the superior Russians and Serbs,
a «spark» catholised by Vatican forces),
the scab known as «Enter» accuses his
unsubduable Serbian brother of racism.:fp

May you be forgiven «Enter», you
are merely a globalised fool.
________________________
«Православље изнад глобализма»

I have reported him!

:fpBravo, Joseph Goebbels would be proud of you.

edit: this is a cubing forum here is NO racism ...

:fpWhat are you talkin' about, brother?
I did not even know you are a negro.

... or racist violence!!!

:fpAgain, what are you talkin' about?
Do not try to be a demagogue.
Get a sense of humour!
Shame on you.

that is not funny!!!
some Admin should ban him IP ban for Srbia or something!!!

 

[ExoCorsair]

IP bans don't work. Need to get PJK's attention, but he seems to be MIA.

 

[Edward]

Where the hell do these guys keep coming from?

 

[ExoCorsair]

It's just one guy, using a web proxy to bypass registrations. He's been here before and is back again.

 

[qqwref]

Is it possible to create a script to autoban any user if "serbia" is in their name, location, topic title, etc.?

 

[PeterNewton]

PIC

You post too much.

 

[uberCuber]

PIC

You post too much.

You don't post enough.

 

[ExoCorsair]

Is it possible to create a script to autoban any user if "serbia" is in their name, location, topic title, etc.?

Yes, but that wouldn't be effective. I want to just ban all Russian mail servers and be done with it, but I don't have the power to do that.

Either that or use a variety of VB hacks and mods to make his experience here miserable (see: Tachy Goes to Coventry, Miserable Users).

----- Edit -----

Temporary(?) solutions would include dealing with new registrations, whether giving them restrictions or waiting to be approved by an admin/mod. Again, need pjk to do anything.

----- end Edit -----

This is just my opinion though, and I don't speak for Speedsolving as a whole here.

 

[Edward]

Lighten the mood