Talk about the funniest thing you ever said that you could think of

[daniel0731ex]

Today, in my summer school history class, my teacher asked me if I know what the Sign law is. I answered:
"Yes; SinA/a = SinB/b = SinC/c."

This is the only thing I could remember right now, but I'm sure that I've said something much funnier before...couldn't remember though.
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PS: why is the rate signature thread closed? I just got a new sig...

 

[TheMachanga]

Penis.

 

[BigGreen]

Penis.

/thread

 

[bluecloe45]

on the first day, my geography teacher asked me where St Louis is, i said kansas ... :fp

 

[uberCuber]

"I'm coming from Fort Huachuca--"

"Bless you."

:fp

 

[ZamHalen]

We were speaking to some older students that were telling us about high school (I was in middle school) and one of asks do any of you know what AEP is (referring to the facility they send students in our town who cause trouble).
My answer:AN ELECTRIC COMPANY

 

[Dene]

Penis.

LMAO.

 

[spdcbr]

Penis.

LOL

 

[Feryll]

I know something someone else said that was hilarious

Person: My mom drove a famous race car driver to NASCAR stadium

Someone else: Yeah? Who?

Person: ...

Person: Michael Jordan

Everyone else just broke up with laughter.

 

[Johan444]

My friends were talking about random stuff that could happen during sex.

Friend A: But have it ever happened to you during the act that...
Me: YES

They laughed. Hard.

 

[ThatGuy]

Wait I don't get it. What's the Sign law...?

Supposedly "What's a semi" is really funny to some people.

 

[riffz]

Penis.

/thread

I almost spat out my juice laughing.

 

[Deleted member 2864]

I dunno what Sign Law is, but what Daniel was joking about was taking it to be "Sin", a term in trigonometry.

 

[xFear of Napalm]

in history class, we were supposed to be passing around cards around the
room in an order so every one got the card to record the information on it.
one girl who i was sitting next to was getting cards from multiple people,
and they were piling up on her desk.

The Girl: "Guys, stop. I'm getting it from like, three different directions right now!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

 

[ThatGuy]

in history class, we were supposed to be passing around cards around the
room in an order so every one got the card to record the information on it.
one girl who i was sitting next to was getting cards from multiple people,
and they were piling up on her desk.

The Girl: "Guys, stop. I'm getting it from like, three different directions right now!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

L-O-L

 

[xFear of Napalm]

Me: "That's what she said!"

L-O-L

Yeah...

That's what she did!

 

[SixSidedCube]

Its not what I said, it's what my maths teacher said hahaha....

The setting is my maths teacher experienceing a lock-up on my speedcube.

Me: Push it harder! PUSH IT HARDER!!

The teacher: Thats what she said!

I mean, he is only 19 years old, so he still has some of his immature side to him. Plus, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

 

[rubiknewbie]

I don't say funny things.

 

[PeterNewton]

last year the day before halloween:
teacher: "ok so you guys can wear anything to school tomorrow"
class clown: "k imma come naked"
teacher: "no you have to wear something"
class clown: "k imma wear plastic wrap"

 

[ChrisBird]

I never say anything funny.... yet people laugh at me anyway.....