cubing quotes (make up your own)

[DaijoCube]

"god does not play dice... he cubes"

I like this one

 

[krnballerzzz]

My pants feel too tight, I better get sub 10.

 

[Rinfiyks]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me your cube,
and I'll solve it for you

 

[canadiancuber]

i liek cubes,
shouldn't you?

 

[Faz]

look ahead

 

[Googlrr]

"Some people look at cubes and ask why? I look at cubes and ask why not?"

I find that this can work well with quite an array of any Kennedy quotes.

 

[RainbowBoy]

''I love cubing''

-RainbowBoy-

 

[Lorenzo]

"After a while, your motivation to continue lies on others"

Many people who have been cubing for a long time only continue because they have friends that cube. Not having any friends that cube could make someone feel lonely and it would only be a matter of time before they quit.

 

[Feryll]

G and N perms may break my bones but CLL can never hurt me.

It's under 9000!!!!(milliseconds)

No sub-20 until you finish your OLLs

Speedsolving is the art of trying to scramble a cube and fail (Hitchhikers guide)


Lol I found these funny.

 

[eastamazonantidote]

I like 'em small. The big ones are just too much to handle.

 

[Tim Major]

I'm surprised it hasn't already been said,
"Practise" (or is that practice? )

 

[IamWEB]

1. 2. 3. 4. I just used: sexy move.

 

[Edward]

I like 'em small. The big ones are just too much to handle.

That's what...

 

[Faz]

1. 2. 3. 4. I just used: sexy move.

again and again and again.

 

[kooixh]

an algorithm a day,slow solves go away

 

[InfernoTowel]

Almost anyone can learn to solve the cube in a few days. It's solving it quickly that takes determination.

 

[Edmund]

Rubik's cubes are like elephants, except instead of being a big gray animal with tusks it's a colorful plastic puzzle toy.

 

[Jebediah54]

"Ich bin ein Cuber!"

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

It's like a JOYSTICK. It can turn in many directions and won't break.