Hey everyone, I love bacon!

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Yuck!

Bacon makes you fat, soft bacon even fatter, burned and/or crispy bacon gives you cancer. Bacon of all kinds gives you bad skin and a sad stomach.

And besides that it has got too much salt to taste good, actually, the salt is the only taste there is... So, if you feel for bacon, it is because your body is short of minerals, like salt. There are much better alternatives for fixing that.
 
Yuck!

Bacon makes you fat, soft bacon even fatter, burned and/or crispy bacon gives you cancer. Bacon of all kinds gives you bad skin and a sad stomach.

And besides that it has got too much salt to taste good, actually, the salt is the only taste there is... So, if you feel for bacon, it is because your body is short of minerals, like salt. There are much better alternatives for fixing that.
MORE BACON
 
Yuck!

Bacon makes you fat, soft bacon even fatter, burned and/or crispy bacon gives you cancer. Bacon of all kinds gives you bad skin and a sad stomach.

And besides that it has got too much salt to taste good, actually, the salt is the only taste there is... So, if you feel for bacon, it is because your body is short of minerals, like salt. There are much better alternatives for fixing that.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!





EDIT: I'M HAVING BACON FOR SUPPER!!!
 
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Yuck!

Bacon makes you fat, soft bacon even fatter, burned and/or crispy bacon gives you cancer. Bacon of all kinds gives you bad skin and a sad stomach.

And besides that it has got too much salt to taste good, actually, the salt is the only taste there is... So, if you feel for bacon, it is because your body is short of minerals, like salt. There are much better alternatives for fixing that.

The health police have no friends buddy. :p
 
Yeah, I love bacon! And, the best part is that I'm incredibly skinny, and nothing I eat affects that, so yay for bacon!

Jealous.
I wish I could just eat whatever the hell I wanted to. One of my friends is that way: uber skinny but ordered a quad- whopper at Burger King, a Large Coke (not diet which he got refill(s) of) and a large onion ring. wth.
 
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