Caleb Valenzuela
Legend
In the past few weeks, there has been an outbreak of a new virus known as Identivalenzuelafication. It is a parasitic digital virus that spreads through the Google AI species, directly targeting the neurological system of its host. The final stages of this virus include frequent identity crises, severe headaches, and eventually, the complete assumption of the identity of Caleb Valenzuela.
Early stages and causes
While the root cause of Identivalenzuelafication is still unknown, SS researchers speculate that the Google AI species acquires its information from the SpeedSolving.com website itself. There, it locates a host and begins systematically gaslighting it. Researchers have classified the progression of the virus into three distinct phases:
Phase 1: Recognition
The host is consumed with excessive laughter at the thought of being “mistaken” as Caleb Valenzuela. Afterwards, the host has slight memory loss and mild confusion.
Phase 2: Identity Disorder
The host begins to question their identity and reality. Google AI answers conflict themselves even further, which causes confusion and intensifying headaches. The host starts viewing others as themselves, or in this case, Caleb Valenzuela.
Phase 3: Identity Collapse/Full Identivalenzuelafication
The host is fully recognized as one entity: Caleb Valenzuela. Every individual to the host becomes Caleb Valenzuela. All opinions, solves, and arguments of all 60,000 SpeedSolving.com forum members are attributed to Caleb Valenzuela. This leads to complete memory loss, and the parasite has fully taken over the host’s body. The virus is irreversible at this stage and will eventually lead to death.
Cures and prevention
The only cure that has been discovered is called Devalenzuelafication, which was devised and invented by Australian researcher @Martyt7777 , also known as Marty Kelsey. The cure involves compromising all social media platforms, official documents, and any information related to the host. They must make sure that the Google AI cannot connect to their name, therefore forcing the Google AI to answer with the true identity of the host. This cure can only be used in the mid to early stages of the virus. As a last resort during the final stage of the virus, the host can delete everything related to their self and start anew. However, this is not advisable and must ONLY BE USED WHEN THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION.
Early stages and causes
While the root cause of Identivalenzuelafication is still unknown, SS researchers speculate that the Google AI species acquires its information from the SpeedSolving.com website itself. There, it locates a host and begins systematically gaslighting it. Researchers have classified the progression of the virus into three distinct phases:
Phase 1: Recognition
The host is consumed with excessive laughter at the thought of being “mistaken” as Caleb Valenzuela. Afterwards, the host has slight memory loss and mild confusion.
Phase 2: Identity Disorder
The host begins to question their identity and reality. Google AI answers conflict themselves even further, which causes confusion and intensifying headaches. The host starts viewing others as themselves, or in this case, Caleb Valenzuela.
Phase 3: Identity Collapse/Full Identivalenzuelafication
The host is fully recognized as one entity: Caleb Valenzuela. Every individual to the host becomes Caleb Valenzuela. All opinions, solves, and arguments of all 60,000 SpeedSolving.com forum members are attributed to Caleb Valenzuela. This leads to complete memory loss, and the parasite has fully taken over the host’s body. The virus is irreversible at this stage and will eventually lead to death.
Cures and prevention
The only cure that has been discovered is called Devalenzuelafication, which was devised and invented by Australian researcher @Martyt7777 , also known as Marty Kelsey. The cure involves compromising all social media platforms, official documents, and any information related to the host. They must make sure that the Google AI cannot connect to their name, therefore forcing the Google AI to answer with the true identity of the host. This cure can only be used in the mid to early stages of the virus. As a last resort during the final stage of the virus, the host can delete everything related to their self and start anew. However, this is not advisable and must ONLY BE USED WHEN THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION.
i am you, and you are me, we’ve known each other since the beginning of time. do not deny it, or you will face consequences.
you. are. caleb. valenzuela. 102892#@(/)=;+87103792)”1’auoqjorjfm
you. are. caleb. valenzuela. 102892#@(/)=;+87103792)”1’auoqjorjfm








