Declaration of Unified Profile Picture Movement on the Speedsolving Forum

ProStar said:
Dear @1x1 wr holder! ,

We appreciate the meticulous attention you've given to our responses and the timeline. We'd like to clarify that our intent is purely to foster unity within the community and not to deceive or use any form of intellectual prowess against anyone. We respect the diverse voices within our forum, and our primary goal remains to create a positive and inclusive environment for all members. Whether our responses are swift or deliberated, our aim is genuine communication and collaboration.

Warm regards,
The Members of the Speedsolving Forum Revolution.
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I must say, you are very good at dodging bullets, avoiding conflict, and sweet talking your way by means of pathos style rhetoric. Yet, it may appear you have fallen into my trap. You see, while you have nearly mastered the art of language, and communication, I have spent my fair share in both English, and psychology. For lack of better words, I have predetermined your responses, and thus have stranded you on open ground. Now I shall move in for the kill.
Let us begin by analyzing you third sentence. Can I get a duh? We all know you respect our voices. You have given full paragraph responses to our posts. What you do not respect is our profile pictures. Take mine for instance: A little green line. You... you take this little green line...AND SNAP IT IN HALF??!! When I first joined this forum... *sniff*... @Mike Hughey gave a me a totally not automated message welcoming me to the forum, and he personally presented me with my very own profile picture. I wear this thing with pride, and if you so much as scoff at it, oh then we'll have a revolution.
A revolutionary war.
Mr. Star, For today and forever, you have made an enemy. What a bitter word. *bleh*

after were done with this, think you could give some writing tips? Got some argumentive papers I have to write for college...
 
I still remember the glorious old days of the duck revolution. Ah, the old days when life was carefree and joyful. One day, I suddenly woke up to find myself turned into a duck! I was so short... when I went to school, my classmates bullied me for my height. But alas! I didn't give in to depression and maintained an optimistic outlook on life. Strange things started happening a few days later. Everybody I came in contact with had turned into a duck within two days! Armed with this knowledge, I turned everyone else into ducks! Now, there would be no one to bully me, and I would live happily ever after... sunbathing in a pool with mangoes floating all around me... never having to worry about dinner... never having the worry about the quality of tape I use... never having to worry about the amount of bottle caps I can swallow by the time a person can run the 100 meter race!

My friends, life is not such a simple thing. I was soon hunted down by many humans trying to kill me and eat me! So, I started the hobby of cubing. Why cubing, you may ask? Cubing seems to hypnotize humans. Whenever they see me solve a cube, they exclaim, "WoW, yOu MuSt Be GoOd At MaTh!" They are so amazed that they drop stunned on the floor as if someone has used Petrificus Totalus on them and I have time run away! Whenever we meet troubles, we should remember that brains beats brawn, and we can beat them in a battle of wits! Of course, I have many more stories to tell, but a duck's life is far to short for such useless matters!

However, I will allow one more story to entertain you readers. There once was a man who sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can... oops, I may be off task, so I will continue my rant on society.

Silence can keep one safe, but it leads to the death of a society. As I have seen more and more people become hateful and discriminatory towards ducks, I have kept silent. Kept silent as insults were thrown at my kind. Kept silent as my fellow ducks were roasted over a pit. I have kept silent for far too long, and now we see a society that is dying. Not in the literal kind, but that the morality of mankind is deteriorating to a point of no return. BUT I WILL NOT KEEP SILENT NOW. I WILL NOT SUFFER IN SILENCE AND SEE MY PEOPLE FALL AROUND ME! IF THIS IS MY LAST STAND, THEN SO BE IT! ALL FOR THE GLORY OF DUCKISM!

And so, that leads us to the present day. A cult has been started. A cult to tyrannize the ducks and oppress them with an iron first! No, no, no! We CANNOT let this happen! Innocent ducks are being turned into Rubik's cubes! Are we simply going to be a toy controlled by man, with no brain or function of our own? No! A thousand times no! We must keep our consciousness, our minds, our souls... and ProStar wants to take that privilege away from us! It saddens me to see so many people fall to this evil cult... we must resist temptation and not fall short of our goal to convert ALL humans into ducks! Fellow ducks, rise up! Do not let this happen! Do you want to see a day where all your offspring are brainwashed into succumbing to the tyranny of man? A society where humans rule over us and kill our kind for food? Alas, problems that have plagued society in history also plague society today. Back then, ducks were brainwashed into thinking humans were their friends. But we have overcome that veil and seen the true nature of mankind! The true nature of mankind is to put pineapples on pizza! AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

If we are turned into Rubik's cubes, what may happen, fellow ducks? The end of our society as we know it! Rubik's cubes are a tool for our benefit to hypnotize mankind, but we cannot and will not become a tool FOR humans! Think of the cruelties humans do to their cubes! They smash them when they're angry, drop them on the floor, slam them on the table, and take them apart! Mysterious liquids are shoved down their throats, all in the namesake of making them "turn better!" However, we know better than that! It is simply a way to inject nanomachines into their systems so that they will succumb to human bidding! Imagine this, my friends... imagine if 1+1 = 2. Then what would 2+2 be? If you said it was 4, you are a fool. How gullible are you to believe everything humans tell you? They WANT you to believe it is 4, but the real answer is not so simple. 2+2 = 22! If you can be so easily tricked by humans, you must change your ways! You must learn to think about things instead of blindly accepting things as true!

One final remark: ProStar's long messages may convince earthlings who are so easily brainwashed. His high reaction score may deceive the unworthy, but it WILL NOT convince us, the ducks! Join our crusade to free ourselves from oppression! Join us to create a better future for generations to come! And join us because tacos are delicious! You issue a Declaration of United Profile Pictures? Well I declare a Declaration of Independence Against All Humans And Their Thousand Year Tyrannical Reign Over All Ducks On Earth!

One may argue that ProStar isn't even a human, but a Rubik's cube. Alas, that is what the humans want you to think! He is simply a person dressed up in a costume, a costume that conceals his true intentions! Even if this is not so and he is truly a Rubik's cube, then humans are moving the puppet-strings, controlling his every move! They have threatened him with pineapples on pizza if he doesn't comply to their every demand! If this is so, we must feel sympathy for the sad state that he is in. However, our sympathy should not extend to the point where we breathe his every word as I breathe mangoes! LONG LIVE DUCK KINGDOM! @1x1 wr holder!, join my cause! You, most valiant soldier, will be rewarded with a bag of duck feed every week for the rest of your life! However, the naïve critics will claim the preposterous idea of bribery. Those who are not such simple-minded fools would know that I aim for coercion, NOT bribery!

If you have had the patience to read all that, I reward you a free 🍪. If you think it tastes good, you can support our revolution by buying Duck-licious Cookies at your local supermarket! If not, I will hunt you down at night. But no pressure!
 
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CatSharked said:
Yeah I did not read any of that
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You are missing out, my friend! You have already been brainwashed by ProStar into changing your profile picture! You have already bowed down to the tyranny of mankind! How, you may ask? Read. The. Post. You won't regret it.
 
AlgoCuber said:
You are missing out, my friend! You have already been brainwashed by ProStar into changing your profile picture! You have already bowed down to the tyranny of mankind! How, you may ask? Read. The. Post. You won't regret it.
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I read it, and I realize that I have been brainwashed. So now I am joining the ducks, to fight against humans!
 
AlgoCuber said:
I still remember the glorious old days of the duck revolution. Ah, the old days when life was carefree and joyful. One day, I suddenly woke up to find myself turned into a duck! I was so short... when I went to school, my classmates bullied me for my height. But alas! I didn't give in to depression and maintained an optimistic outlook on life. Strange things started happening a few days later. Everybody I came in contact with had turned into a duck within two days! Armed with this knowledge, I turned everyone else into ducks! Now, there would be no one to bully me, and I would live happily ever after... sunbathing in a pool with mangoes floating all around me... never having to worry about dinner... never having the worry about the quality of tape I use... never having to worry about the amount of bottle caps I can swallow by the time a person can run the 100 meter race!

My friends, life is not such a simple thing. I was soon hunted down by many humans trying to kill me and eat me! So, I started the hobby of cubing. Why cubing, you may ask? Cubing seems to hypnotize humans. Whenever they see me solve a cube, they exclaim, "WoW, yOu MuSt Be GoOd At MaTh!" They are so amazed that they drop stunned on the floor as if someone has used Petrificus Totalus on them and I have time run away! Whenever we meet troubles, we should remember that brains beats brawn, and we can beat them in a battle of wits! Of course, I have many more stories to tell, but a duck's life is far to short for such useless matters!

However, I will allow one more story to entertain you readers. There once was a man who sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can... oops, I may be off task, so I will continue my rant on society.

Silence can keep one safe, but it leads to the death of a society. As I have seen more and more people become hateful and discriminatory towards ducks, I have kept silent. Kept silent as insults were thrown at my kind. Kept silent as my fellow ducks were roasted over a pit. I have kept silent for far too long, and now we see a society that is dying. Not in the literal kind, but that the morality of mankind is deteriorating to a point of no return. BUT I WILL NOT KEEP SILENT NOW. I WILL NOT SUFFER IN SILENCE AND SEE MY PEOPLE FALL AROUND ME! IF THIS IS MY LAST STAND, THEN SO BE IT! ALL FOR THE GLORY OF DUCKISM!

And so, that leads us to the present day. A cult has been started. A cult to tyrannize the ducks and oppress them with an iron first! No, no, no! We CANNOT let this happen! Innocent ducks are being turned into Rubik's cubes! Are we simply going to be a toy controlled by man, with no brain or function of our own? No! A thousand times no! We must keep our consciousness, our minds, our souls... and ProStar wants to take that privilege away from us! It saddens me to see so many people fall to this evil cult... we must resist temptation and not fall short of our goal to convert ALL humans into ducks! Fellow ducks, rise up! Do not let this happen! Do you want to see a day where all your offspring are brainwashed into succumbing to the tyranny of man? A society where humans rule over us and kill our kind for food? Alas, problems that have plagued society in history also plague society today. Back then, ducks were brainwashed into thinking humans were their friends. But we have overcome that veil and seen the true nature of mankind! The true nature of mankind is to put pineapples on pizza! AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

If we are turned into Rubik's cubes, what may happen, fellow ducks? The end of our society as we know it! Rubik's cubes are a tool for our benefit to hypnotize mankind, but we cannot and will not become a tool FOR humans! Think of the cruelties humans do to their cubes! They smash them when they're angry, drop them on the floor, slam them on the table, and take them apart! Mysterious liquids are shoved down their throats, all in the namesake of making them "turn better!" However, we know better than that! It is simply a way to inject nanomachines into their systems so that they will succumb to human bidding! Imagine this, my friends... imagine if 1+1 = 2. Then what would 2+2 be? If you said it was 4, you are a fool. How gullible are you to believe everything humans tell you? They WANT you to believe it is 4, but the real answer is not so simple. 2+2 = 22! If you can be so easily tricked by humans, you must change your ways! You must learn to think about things instead of blindly accepting things as true!

One final remark: ProStar's long messages may convince earthlings who are so easily brainwashed. His high reaction score may deceive the unworthy, but it WILL NOT convince us, the ducks! Join our crusade to free ourselves from oppression! Join us to create a better future for generations to come! And join us because tacos are delicious! You issue a Declaration of United Profile Pictures? Well I declare a Declaration of Independence Against All Humans And Their Thousand Year Tyrannical Reign Over All Ducks On Earth!

One may argue that ProStar isn't even a human, but a Rubik's cube. Alas, that is what the humans want you to think! He is simply a person dressed up in a costume, a costume that conceals his true intentions! Even if this is not so and he is truly a Rubik's cube, then humans are moving the puppet-strings, controlling his every move! They have threatened him with pineapples on pizza if he doesn't comply to their every demand! If this is so, we must feel sympathy for the sad state that he is in. However, our sympathy should not extend to the point where we breathe his every word as I breathe mangoes! LONG LIVE DUCK KINGDOM! @1x1 wr holder!, join my cause! You, most valiant soldier, will be rewarded with a bag of duck feed every week for the rest of your life! However, the naïve critics will claim the preposterous idea of bribery. Those who are not such simple-minded fools would know that I aim for coercion, NOT bribery!

If you have had the patience to read all that, I reward you a free 🍪. If you think it tastes good, you can support our revolution by buying Duck-licious Cookies at your local supermarket! If not, I will hunt you down at night. But no pressure!
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actually one of the best things I've ever read
 
AlgoCuber said:
I still remember the glorious old days of the duck revolution. Ah, the old days when life was carefree and joyful. One day, I suddenly woke up to find myself turned into a duck! I was so short... when I went to school, my classmates bullied me for my height. But alas! I didn't give in to depression and maintained an optimistic outlook on life. Strange things started happening a few days later. Everybody I came in contact with had turned into a duck within two days! Armed with this knowledge, I turned everyone else into ducks! Now, there would be no one to bully me, and I would live happily ever after... sunbathing in a pool with mangoes floating all around me... never having to worry about dinner... never having the worry about the quality of tape I use... never having to worry about the amount of bottle caps I can swallow by the time a person can run the 100 meter race!

My friends, life is not such a simple thing. I was soon hunted down by many humans trying to kill me and eat me! So, I started the hobby of cubing. Why cubing, you may ask? Cubing seems to hypnotize humans. Whenever they see me solve a cube, they exclaim, "WoW, yOu MuSt Be GoOd At MaTh!" They are so amazed that they drop stunned on the floor as if someone has used Petrificus Totalus on them and I have time run away! Whenever we meet troubles, we should remember that brains beats brawn, and we can beat them in a battle of wits! Of course, I have many more stories to tell, but a duck's life is far to short for such useless matters!

However, I will allow one more story to entertain you readers. There once was a man who sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can. The can was named Dan and it ran. It ran into a man and he sat on a can... oops, I may be off task, so I will continue my rant on society.

Silence can keep one safe, but it leads to the death of a society. As I have seen more and more people become hateful and discriminatory towards ducks, I have kept silent. Kept silent as insults were thrown at my kind. Kept silent as my fellow ducks were roasted over a pit. I have kept silent for far too long, and now we see a society that is dying. Not in the literal kind, but that the morality of mankind is deteriorating to a point of no return. BUT I WILL NOT KEEP SILENT NOW. I WILL NOT SUFFER IN SILENCE AND SEE MY PEOPLE FALL AROUND ME! IF THIS IS MY LAST STAND, THEN SO BE IT! ALL FOR THE GLORY OF DUCKISM!

And so, that leads us to the present day. A cult has been started. A cult to tyrannize the ducks and oppress them with an iron first! No, no, no! We CANNOT let this happen! Innocent ducks are being turned into Rubik's cubes! Are we simply going to be a toy controlled by man, with no brain or function of our own? No! A thousand times no! We must keep our consciousness, our minds, our souls... and ProStar wants to take that privilege away from us! It saddens me to see so many people fall to this evil cult... we must resist temptation and not fall short of our goal to convert ALL humans into ducks! Fellow ducks, rise up! Do not let this happen! Do you want to see a day where all your offspring are brainwashed into succumbing to the tyranny of man? A society where humans rule over us and kill our kind for food? Alas, problems that have plagued society in history also plague society today. Back then, ducks were brainwashed into thinking humans were their friends. But we have overcome that veil and seen the true nature of mankind! The true nature of mankind is to put pineapples on pizza! AND NO ONE SHOULD EVER PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

If we are turned into Rubik's cubes, what may happen, fellow ducks? The end of our society as we know it! Rubik's cubes are a tool for our benefit to hypnotize mankind, but we cannot and will not become a tool FOR humans! Think of the cruelties humans do to their cubes! They smash them when they're angry, drop them on the floor, slam them on the table, and take them apart! Mysterious liquids are shoved down their throats, all in the namesake of making them "turn better!" However, we know better than that! It is simply a way to inject nanomachines into their systems so that they will succumb to human bidding! Imagine this, my friends... imagine if 1+1 = 2. Then what would 2+2 be? If you said it was 4, you are a fool. How gullible are you to believe everything humans tell you? They WANT you to believe it is 4, but the real answer is not so simple. 2+2 = 22! If you can be so easily tricked by humans, you must change your ways! You must learn to think about things instead of blindly accepting things as true!

One final remark: ProStar's long messages may convince earthlings who are so easily brainwashed. His high reaction score may deceive the unworthy, but it WILL NOT convince us, the ducks! Join our crusade to free ourselves from oppression! Join us to create a better future for generations to come! And join us because tacos are delicious! You issue a Declaration of United Profile Pictures? Well I declare a Declaration of Independence Against All Humans And Their Thousand Year Tyrannical Reign Over All Ducks On Earth!

One may argue that ProStar isn't even a human, but a Rubik's cube. Alas, that is what the humans want you to think! He is simply a person dressed up in a costume, a costume that conceals his true intentions! Even if this is not so and he is truly a Rubik's cube, then humans are moving the puppet-strings, controlling his every move! They have threatened him with pineapples on pizza if he doesn't comply to their every demand! If this is so, we must feel sympathy for the sad state that he is in. However, our sympathy should not extend to the point where we breathe his every word as I breathe mangoes! LONG LIVE DUCK KINGDOM! @1x1 wr holder!, join my cause! You, most valiant soldier, will be rewarded with a bag of duck feed every week for the rest of your life! However, the naïve critics will claim the preposterous idea of bribery. Those who are not such simple-minded fools would know that I aim for coercion, NOT bribery!

If you have had the patience to read all that, I reward you a free 🍪. If you think it tastes good, you can support our revolution by buying Duck-licious Cookies at your local supermarket! If not, I will hunt you down at night. But no pressure!
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pinneaple pizza is good. tacos are bad. mangoes are good. prostar is not a cube..... BUT A BUTCHER SPECIALIZING IN DUCKS!!!
 
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