Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[AidanOCC]

I was cubing in public and some woman asked how many sides I could solve xD

 

[Dr_Detonation]

I was cubing in public and some woman asked how many sides I could solve xD

That's probably the funniest thing I've seen on this thread

 

[Ghost Cuber]

When you find a new cuber friend (hes a new cuber as well). And he says his cube needs CUBE OIL

RIP Lube

I always call it oil at school because high schoolers can twist the meaning of anything to make it inappropriate.

 

[The Blockhead]

Non-Cuber: *accidentally drops my FangShi XingYu, the caps come off*
Non-Cuber to me: Omigod, I'm so sorry, I broke your cube! I'm so sorry, and I'll pay for any repairs you need.
Me: *pops the caps back in* dude, it's not broken
Non-Cuber: You're some form of magician or something!

"So, what's the secret?"
"One time I got a side on it. I was so proud of myself!"
"Can you teach me?"

When a non-cuber sees:

2x2: "Hey dude, look at this 4x4!"
"Woah, is that a 4x4"
"Hey, nice 4-cube!"
Anything bigger than a 4x4: "Wow, that's the biggest Rubik's Cube I've ever seen!"
"Woah, is that like a 10x10?"

But the thing I hate the most is when people are crowding around me and almost killing each other to get to my cubes. Come on, people! Plus, when I'm sitting down and there are like 30 people standing around me all asking me questions at once, I start to go crazy and even become claustrophobic. Why can't they just sit down next to me instead of crowding my personal space?!

 

[The Blockhead]

C'mon..you can't say they're dumb cos they don't know stuff only cubers know

yeah, but them saying the record is held by an Asian, that is racist and when someone says that, us cubers, along with everyone else, have every right to call them dumb. I've only really met one or two Asian cubers in my entire 4-year career, so it's not all Asians, people.

 

[amostay2004]

yeah, but them saying the record is held by an Asian, that is racist and when someone says that, us cubers, along with everyone else, have every right to call them dumb. I've only really met one or two Asian cubers in my entire 4-year career, so it's not all Asians, people.

Wow did you just quote an 8-year old post?? lol
Anyway, at that time (2009, when the post was posted) before Feliks, Japanese were really popular for cubing. Yu Nakajima was THE Feliks for a while on YouTube..with his solves getting millions of views. He also had the world record briefly in 2008, which is not too far back from 2009.

 

[The Blockhead]

oh cool

 

[Will Faust]

I once got 2 sides

or

I once got 5 sides and couldn't get the last one. (lmao)

non cubers are funny arent they

 

[Will Faust]

I was cubing in public and some woman asked how many sides I could solve xD

Sooooooo funnyhahalol!!!

 

[Will Faust]

I was cubing in public and some woman asked how many sides I could solve xD

I WILL MAKE A MEME OUT OF THIS LOL!!!!!

 

[glen]

Me: "because I can't stop buying cubes....I have a problem."

Meeee toooo!

 

[AidanOCC]

I WILL MAKE A MEME OUT OF THIS LOL!!!!!

Yaaass! I love memes.

 

[cube seinsi]

i once took my yuxin 3x3 to school , my friend told me he can solve it in under 30 seconds (at that time my average was 1 minute 20 seconds) so i told him to teach me , i asked him what method he used he said he did not know ,he said he saw it on a youtube video
he explained his "method" to me but after many weeks i realized he was making a chekerboard pattern

 

[Competition Cuber]

So I was ordering some backup mains for the WC this year (x-man bell and GouGuan 2x2).

I explained that I can't warm up on my main, because it has to go to the officials at the scrambling table so they can scramble it. And then my Mom asks: "Why can't you warm up on your main?"

Thats when I smack my forehead and tell her that I just told her why.

 

[ShooboppyWhiteGuy]

LOL

 

[heyitsconnor]

Me: *doing a cube*
Non-Cuber: "Hey i can do that too"
Me: "ok ill scramble it for u"
Non-Cuber: "oh i actually forgot"

 

[heyitsconnor]

this happened today
Non-Cuber: WTF!!! THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE RUBIK'S LOGO ON IT!!!
Me: its better than a rubik's brand
Non-Cuber: THATS GOT SOME CHINESE THING ON IT (it was a thunderclap)
Me: they're better...
Non-Cuber: YOUR A POOR PERSON THAT CAN ONLY AFFORD CRAPPY DOLLAR SHOP THINGS!!! ITS VERY OBVIOUSLY BAD!!!
Me: stfu

 

[GarethBert11]

This happens to me a couple of years ago, When I solved a Rubik's cube in front of my Church friends.

Me: *Solved the cube*
Them: Wow, you must have a middle brain!
Me: ...... *wtf*

 

[Kaptain Kook]

You cheated! I bet you can't solve it if I mix it up.

He's not even looking at it!

*After I scramble the cube myself and solve it* He memorized what he did and just reversed it.

Can you solve that 4 cube? *Wtf is a 4 cube?* It's a 2x2...

Can you solve that every time?
Yes
Then you must memorize all the patterns! (who memorizes 43 quintillion patterns?)

Hehe... That happens to me WHENEVER I bring my cube somewhere with me.

 

[ihavenolife]

Non-cuber: "I used to be able to solve that in like 15 seconds"
He then proceeded to solve my cube LBL

Seems legit