Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[FakeMMAP]

"Did you bring your pyramix?!"

"yes, and I hope you're ready to see it clearly. [smashes pyra into noob's eye]
Is it clear enough?"

 

[AirbusCube]

"yes, and I hope you're ready to see it clearly. [smashes pyra into noob's eye]
Is it clear enough?"

If that is your sense of humor i would be seriously worried for your friends and family

 

[FakeMMAP]

I never actually smashed a pyraminx into someone's eye, but it's fun to just say that....
And why do you care, they're N00BS!!! xD

 

[S1neWav_]

I never actually smashed a pyraminx into someone's eye, but it's fun to just say that....
And why do you care, they're N00BS!!! xD

Woah chill O.O

 

[FakeMMAP]

lol, you said it as if I had suddenly gotten crazy!

 

[Turn n' burn]

And why do you care, they're N00BS!!! xD

I'm morally reasonable.

 

[Sion]

I always get "that impossibe scramble" whenever I ask someone to mess my cube up. I always solve it.

 

[Turn n' burn]

I always get "that impossibe scramble" whenever I ask someone to mess my cube up. I always solve it.

Me: "Oughtta be scrambled by now"
Scrambler: (turns away) "I'm trying to make it so that none of the colors touch"

 

[Malkom]

One thing I've discovered about none cubers is that they dont understand how much "harder" bigger cubes are. For example, a guy in my class that knows i can solve a 3x3 in 20 seconds thought i could solve a 5x5 in 40 seconds!

 

[Kropster]

"OMG DUDE LOOK I GOT 3 YELLOWS IN A ROW!!!"
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Idiot: "YO DUDE CAN I SEE THAT??!1?!11?!"
Me: "no sorry its kinda fragile an-"
Idiot: "OK THANKS!!1!" *takes cube*
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Idiot: *tries to turn fast like the cubers*

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

everyone "breaks" my dayan 2x2

 

[Ghost Cuber]

a noncuber saw me doing fingertricks and asked how I was glitching my cube

 

[Ghost Cuber]

I hate it when people ask me if I brought my square with me. And they are referring to my 3x3 cube, not my square-1.

YES! I want to buy a square-2 so I can say I don't have a square one but I have a square-2.

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

a noncuber saw me doing fingertricks and asked how I was glitching my cube

stupid glitches fix in next patch pls

 

[Nick Joyce]

~hands the non cuber a scrambled 4x4~ 'woah! So many colors!

 

[Rcuber123]

stupid glitches fix in next patch pls

Don't worry MoYu patches every other day

 

[Malkom]

a noncuber saw me doing fingertricks and asked how I was glitching my cube

In order to solve the cube you have to see the truth. You have to realise that there is no cube, you're only solving yourself.

 

[Nick Joyce]

whenever they scramble my cube, it either pops, has a few corner twists, or is an excruciatingly easy scramble.

 

[WLCuber]

Last week some kid said csTimer was a "cheat app" while I was trying as hard as I could to not ROFL

 

[EntireTV]

Last week some kid said csTimer was a "cheat app" while I was trying as hard as I could to not ROFL

People always ask me if CS is telling me how to solve it...