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Non-Cubers say the darndest things!
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turtwig
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When people tell me that cubing is a waste of time
and then ask me if they can borrow my cube.
and then ask me if they can borrow my cube.
antech101
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Quickly angering a cuber
You may have wondered at one point, how do i anger other cubers? well here's how! come up to one you don't know, say "Wow thats a cool rubik's cube, whats your record on it? 3.2 seconds? you must have cheated, i bet you cant solve it if i scramble it!" And they give it to you, then you mimic the fast turning they do and drop it on *accident* saying "oops, dropped your rubik's cube" then walk away with the cube still on the floor.
You may have wondered at one point, how do i anger other cubers? well here's how! come up to one you don't know, say "Wow thats a cool rubik's cube, whats your record on it? 3.2 seconds? you must have cheated, i bet you cant solve it if i scramble it!" And they give it to you, then you mimic the fast turning they do and drop it on *accident* saying "oops, dropped your rubik's cube" then walk away with the cube still on the floor.
rishirs321
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Oooookaaayy.. Or take their cube and RUN!
Joel2274
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yes that would make me quite angry lol
antech101
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I just wouldn't give it to them in the first place...
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That's not really angering more of just the general stupidity that a lot of people do whenever they see a speedcuber
antech101
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And that stupidity normally angers me, but i guess some other people wouldn't
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When a girl on my school bus said she just peels the stickers off, my cubing friend and I started screaming.
FakeMMAP
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When in my classroom some mate does some non-cubery thing that annoys me at the moment, i take my pyraminx and my hex-skewb (same mechanism as a meffert's skewb) and shouting "SKEWB-GUN!" i shoot them, then i take my pyraminx, and stab it into their head repeatedly!!!
jojo1189
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"I can do it!" [hands them the cube] "Uh... I forgot"
"You can't do that!" [solves it] "Cheater!"
"I bet you can't do it when I scramble it!"
"Woah you must be the best!" (My best time is 58 seconds)
"Learning how to solve it is cheating!"
"Oh yeah I figured it out..."
"You can't do that!" [solves it] "Cheater!"
"I bet you can't do it when I scramble it!"
"Woah you must be the best!" (My best time is 58 seconds)
"Learning how to solve it is cheating!"
"Oh yeah I figured it out..."
SHualong
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-"Get a life"
-"Have you heard of something called the internet?"
-"That Rubik's Cube is giving me a headache."
-"That 4 cube is so easy! I could solve it in 2 seconds" I hand him my BRAND NEW Yuxin 2x2. He smashes it on the tarmac and a corner breaks. "OMG! These cubes have ******* quality! I could get it from a pound shop!"
-From my teacher: "If you don't complete this Rubiks Cube (Moyu Aosu) in 20 seconds you will get detention."
-"Do you WD40/oil/oilate your Rubiks Cube?"
-I solve in 20 seconds "OMG! This guy just got a world record!"
-"I could solve this in one second!" Does U U'
-"Your cube spins too smoothly. Cheat."
-"Have you heard of something called the internet?"
-"That Rubik's Cube is giving me a headache."
-"That 4 cube is so easy! I could solve it in 2 seconds" I hand him my BRAND NEW Yuxin 2x2. He smashes it on the tarmac and a corner breaks. "OMG! These cubes have ******* quality! I could get it from a pound shop!"
-From my teacher: "If you don't complete this Rubiks Cube (Moyu Aosu) in 20 seconds you will get detention."
-"Do you WD40/oil/oilate your Rubiks Cube?"
-I solve in 20 seconds "OMG! This guy just got a world record!"
-"I could solve this in one second!" Does U U'
-"Your cube spins too smoothly. Cheat."
FakeMMAP
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you had to take it and stub your teacher's eye with it, than take a corner out and stub the eye with as well c:
When I first learned to solve a cube, I was showing my friend on the school bus when another kid said the classic "It's just the same moves over and over again!". I said, "Yeah, you got me. I'll tell you the moves: right counterclockwise, top clockwise, left 180 degrees, top counterclockwise." He tried, and it didn't work obviously.
Is a Mefferts brand what ColorfulPockets uses for skewb gun?
FakeMMAP
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yes, it is
antech101
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I remember when i transferred schools and m first day there i was solving a 3x3 and this guy came up and said "Your just doing it backwards, let ME scramble it!" and after i solved his scramble, he just called my a cheater and walked away...
Joel2274
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That's a funny thing to say...considering the other person doesn't know how to do it XD
They just hate that they can't do it. They must assume because they tried and struggle with a 3x3 cross and I can do the cube in 40 seconds that I must spend my entire free time on it because I can't be better than them. Funnies.
I enjoy doing all my different cube, helps me relax.
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