The Glorious North 2015 (1-2 August, Manchester, England)

Okay I'd say it's close enough to the competition to post my predictions. I've really been practicing 3x3 for a while now, and I've now learnt full OLL and am really ironing out my look-ahead, and have managed to get 6 sub-10s in the past two days :D

2x2 - Sub-5/Sub-6 - Not practiced much so idc - Yes/No, I actually got a counting 4 in the first round only to have it ruined by a counting 8 :(
3x3 - Sub-12/Sub-14 - Quite optimistic but I can dream, hopefully make finals and not come last :P - No/Yes, 12.22 was best single and 13.71 ao5
4x4 - Sub-50/Sub-55 - Hopefully make finals - Yes/Yes, in fact I even got a sub-50 ao5 (49.16) and a total of six sub-50 singles :D
5x5 - Sub-1:45/Sub-1:50 - One of my best events, so I'm hoping for final. - Yes/Yes, I got a 1:22 single out of nowhere and a 1:37 ao5 O.O
6x6 - Sub-3:40/Sub-3:50 - Not practiced much at all so probably won't get them - Yes/Yes, fairly average solves for me though.
7x7 - Sub-6:00/ N/A - I'm not good enough to have a mean :( - Yes/Got a mean, I thought the cut-off for mean was 6:00 instead of 7:00 lol
Megaminx - Sub-3:00/ N/A - See above :( - Yes/Got an average, I was completely wrong, got a 2:13 overall PB ao5.
Pyraminx - Sub-8/Sub-10 - Hopeful and unlikely :( - Yes/No, not too bothered because lolpyra
Clock - Sub-12/Sub-15 - No/No, completely failed clock for the second competition in a row :(
Skewb - Sub-10/Sub-15 - No/No, although idc cause lolskweb
3BLD - Sub-3:00/Sub-4:00 - Hoping to continue my 100% success streak. - No/No, I got 2 successes out of the 6 solves I did :/
3OH - Sub-35/Sub-40 - Now I know full OLL hopefully my times should get better. - Yes/No, somehow got a 26 single??
With Feet - Sub-1:20/Sub-1:30 - Maybe podium? Depends if the others have been practicing xD Hoping for top 5 at least though. - No/No, I hadn't practiced in a while so bad times for me :(
MultiBLD - 3/3 in ~25:00 - Noope. 1/3 so DNF. I was on the last cube and near the very end when I messed up an algorithm, and I ran out of time on the last two corners :(

DYK -

Fell asleep at 4am Saturday morning and only had 1 and a half hours sleep before the comp?
Spent 20 minutes trying to find the venue?
So did a bunch of other people?
Failed in feet?
Charlie got pissed during feet and kicked his cube across the floor?
My camera fell off the table and nearly smashed?
For 95% of both days I was either competing or judging?
Earplugs don't stay in your ears?
I used unplugged headphones for ear defenders?
I failed MBLD?
Completely destroyed all of my goals in both 4x4 and 5x5?
Bought 4 cubes?
Tyler doesn't always wear his hat?
Decided to use a white cube for BLD instead?
Lots of chess happened?
Gonzalo thought Spanish NR for Skewb avg was 2 seconds higher than it actually was?
Lorenzo is amazing at MBLD?
I won a game of chess?
Lubix still exist???
Now I technically have a Lubix Aolong?
Billy's birthday?
I perform amazingly at competitions compared to at home?
One of my favourite competitions ever?
 
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Goals
3x3: sub 14/sub 15.5 yes yes yeaaas
4x4: sub 1/sub 1:20 nope yep
2x2: sub 5 average? yes
OH: sub 25/sub 30 :(
Bld: success? aaahahahahano
Sq1: sub 30/sub 40 ಠ╭╮ಠ

PBs in everything please :D

Edit: oh yeah, also don't get lost or get a wrong train or something THEY CANCELLED MY TRAIN BACK (still made it though)

Okay so best comp ever
dyk:
  • Mollerz can't lock a computer
  • DNF'd mega because I failed on last layer twice
  • Erryone likes my cube
  • Not sure if tired or drunk
  • Eastsheen 2x2 got smashed
  • It was actually reassembled later
  • Teamblind with TDM
  • 4 person square-1 final (seriously though what)
  • Hipster vegetable juice is expensive
  • Fastest girl in the UK (then again there's like no girls in th e UK)
  • Pizza=Breakfast
 
DYK:
- This is my first DYK, I'm just joining because this seems to be a thing in UK?
- People driving on the left side of the road is confusing?
- On Saturday we actually found a bar which did not sell Stella? It was a Belgian bar.
- Sam is an excellent roommate?
- I walked ~15 miles around London today, not including the distances in musea and I only got one blister and one shin splint?
- Greg speaks some Afrikaans/Dutch?
- Everybody loved the free tea at the comp, but I loved the free coffee?
- People just park their racing bikes on the street in London? Some advice: don't do that in Belgium.
- The Big Ben is small?
- I love the way Adam talks? I'm pretty sure he can even talk passionately about knitting?
- I got some awesome pb's/nr's, but failed at MBLD (3 cubes with 2 flipped edges) and 5BLD (3 wrong centers on first and 3 wrong edges on second attempt)?
- Ronald helped out sooooooo much, even though it was his first comp?
- This was the best comp in the UK I've been to ever?
 
Super fun comp. Made me realise that if I practiced I might improve a bit. Thanks Zak and Adam for organising, and Zak for putting me up.

What were some of the bonus awards that I missed?
 
dyn:
- I get way to nervous before events?
- Somehow got a sub 10 3x3 solve?
- Won a game of chess?
- Bought a cube?
- Chris can't stop talking during official big cube solves?
- The cube I bought ****ing corner twisted in an official solve... twice?
- Lost a skewb?
- Joe's insane cube explosion?
- Judging is very fun?
- Chris overlubed my HuaLong?
- No one has good writing? (the scorecards)
- Got a good single in every event?
- Got a bad average in every event?
- Spent lunch judging chris at mbld and got a dnf?
- Chris has faster tps than rob?
- Alex should host a comp in Leeds?
 
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I'm very flattered that people enjoyed the comp so much. Many thanks should go to James and Adam too, without whom I'd have been totally clueless.

DYK:

- I got IDed at my local for the first time in 3 years?
- Adam got IDed too and the bartender did a double-take when she saw his birthday?
- Gonzalo came from Spain to England, and then ate at a Spanish restaurant 3 times?
- A Spaniard, an Italian and a Belgian walk into a comp... And they're all lovely?
- Simon loves Atomic Kitten?
- Thom won't keep his pants on?
- Adam nearly beat James at pool using a drumstick instead of a cue?
- I did a BJ with helping people find the venue? (sorry)
- I met all my goals thanks to one really good BLD solve?
- I finally gained one place in UK BLD ranks after a year?
- I overtook Daniel for 3BLD mean?
- That's what you get for missing my comp?
- All the first-timers I got to talk to were really nice?
- Lorenzo was definitely covertly dispatched by the WCA to make sure James delegated well enough on his own?
- Bonus awards were fun?
- They all started when Adam and I found a minions blindfold and thought it would be funny to look for other things?
- The He-Man feature-length film sadly didn't make the cut?
- Sleep is not a thing?
- Manu is the king of checked clothing?
- Sameer loves three fat ladies?
- Mayonnaise sandwiches?
- Giving out bubble wrap when people pop is fun?
- Especially when Andy appears out of nowhere looking sad holding a huge piece of bubble wrap?
- Billy's 4BLD is even more impressive if you saw how wrecked he looked beforehand?

Thanks to everyone for coming!
 
DYK I got 1 DYK into my list and realised I REALLY need to sleep?

Shocker, I'm not actually tired yet.
Running on roughly 11 hours over 4 nights.

I'll do them tomorrow maybe.
 
DYK:

- It was great talking Dutch to Manu (I haven't been back home since Xmas)
- He is indeed the king of chequered clothing
- I'm not surprised Thom got naked during the weekend
- I haven't seen any free tea (c'mon guys, make me british!)
- I can't wait till ABHC
- I was disappointed with my times, but over the moon I didn't get last in 2x2 and 3x3
- Sameer taught me 1435745437825783492 things on the train back to London
- There is no way I'll remember all the things he taught me
- I don't want people telling me how much I helped out, I'd rather be useful than sitting around (Yes, get used to it, that will happen any comp)
- As a drunk foreigner I'm not sure if it's than or then (Gimme a break, they sound the same!)
- Despite the lack of sleep I wish there was a comp every week
- I got a Rubik's wristband because Mollerz is a great guy
- The North is *****ing cheap when you live in London
- I'm actually considering moving there
- My pizza almost got cold because I was flabbergasted by the prizes of houses in Hale
- I was quite proud wearing an orange shirt to represent the country I was born in
- I can't wait to see you all in Welwyn! (Yes, I will talk to more of you)
 
DYK
  • The 3x3 average I did is my absolute personal best, better than any average I've got at home
  • I came last-place in 4/6 of the events I competed in hahahah oh wow
  • Greg is a total BRO4LYEF, and I probably wouldn't have been able to come to this comp if he hadn't given me a lift half the distance + split the room costs with me. Thank you based Greg.
  • Although, all the expenses of this comp have left made me very penniless now, I've no money to buy stuff
  • Zak has a very nice house
  • And he exclusively only has songs by New Order on his phone, apparently
  • I spent a good portion of the comp being a living replacement for Jess' camera tripod, because she forgot to bring it
  • Conversely, I forgot to bring my own camera, but I brought my tripod
  • Angus really likes my choice in cubes, and he borrowed my 4x4 and 5x5 to compete with, even though my 5x5 is brand new, unlubed, and barely broken in.
  • He also threw in a fresh set of stickers with the 7x7 I brought off him, 'cos the existing ones were pretty tattered. What a lovely thing to do!
  • I brought my very first clock and 7x7
  • Adam and Greg don't actually hate eachother
  • That lil' ginger boy who was running around was hella' adorable. Dunno his name.
  • "Hey Tyler, where's your hat/ why aren't you wearing it!?" is dangerously close to becoming my own personal "lol I can only solve the cube by peeling the stickers off!"
 
Thank you based Greg.

:D :D :D I don't get that specific compliment often, so I savour these moments when they come along.

Which has reminded me, thank you based Zak for letting me borrow your 5x5 (which I set 2 PBs with) and Thank you based Nevins for giving me like half a set of 7x7 stickers, allowing me to get the most absurd PB I've ever had.
 
[*]That lil' ginger boy who was running around was hella' adorable. Dunno his name.

Elijah Williiams is the name of the one you're looking for, I think.

:D :D :D I don't get that specific compliment often, so I savour these moments when they come along.

Which has reminded me, thank you based Zak for letting me borrow your 5x5 (which I set 2 PBs with) and Thank you based Nevins for giving me like half a set of 7x7 stickers, allowing me to get the most absurd PB I've ever had.

It doesn't hurt sharing stickers, I remember back in the days when my stickers just got ruined by putting them into the bag. That doesn't felt nice. You're welcome.
 
Super fun comp. Made me realise that if I practiced I might improve a bit. Thanks Zak and Adam for organising, and Zak for putting me up.

What were some of the bonus awards that I missed?
Best dressed, most unfortunate +2, luckiest single, best blind achievement... There were a couple more.
 
James Molloy award for most devastating +2 (pair of flop flops to Gonzalo for missing Spanish NR by +2) AKA the Gouly-Molloy-Beahan award

Simon Crawford award for most helpful (Atomic Kitten's Greatest Hits to Simon)

Super Cereal award for luckiest single (tub of Lucky Charms to Jialin for sub-Erik as his first official sub-10)

Best blind achievement (Minions blindfold to Lorenzo for 15/15 multi)

Least in need of a pick-me-up (can of Monster to Bernard)

Thom Barlow award for best dressed (pink feather boa to Ricky)

Also Sameer got a Happy 3rd Birthday Frozen rosette for winning 3x3

Think that's all the bonus awards.
 
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