List of cubing memes

From Speedsolving.com Wiki

Memes created by the cubing community.

Smerbia (2008)

Or you could just use Petrus (August, 2009)

The earliest use of "Or you could just use Petrus" on the Speedsolving Forums seems to date from August 2009. Examples on Speedsolving.com: August 2009, August 2009, June 2010

lolben

An Example of a lolben moment

When speedsolving.com was still young and many claims were being doubted, a user came across the forums and the forums had its haxxor detector mode turned on to the max. The user was ben1996123. ben1996123 created a video with an extremely fast solve long before sub-9 was the new sub-10. In fact, he made several of these videos and tried to defend each one of them fruitlessly. First through writing the solution which then escalated to useless rants about how he wasn't really doing hax. The community of speedsolving.com frowned upon this since they had super haxxor detector powers activated at the time. As simple chants of hax spread across the board, the community became violent. Flames were being thrown like Haiyan throwing his cube while demanding another round of BLD. The flames grew and the fire spread from being 2-3 threads of ben1996123 claims to flaming him wherever he posted. The raging flames of the intarwebz grew into a hell on screen. Alas, the fire could no longer grow and the constantly flaming receded, the community that is speedsolving.com became less violent. The community saw the error of its ways as they spammed the board with flames with long posts that made many users go tl;dr. Instead of creating posts, many users utilized the term "lolben" simply to flame with ease. The term caught on as many users started using lolben for moments deserving it that were outside of posts made by ben1996123. So whenever we see an erroneous claim or video hax or even just a funny moment on the forums, we simply lolben.

tl;dr - lolben because lolben is lol

Famous [insert adjective] Rubik (2010)

From Shane Rowland's "Famous Deaf Rubik."

I DEMAND THREE ROUNDS OF [insert event]!! (Summer 2010)

Parody of Haiyan Zhuang.

Orangina (2010)

From US Nationals 2010

After the second day of US Nationals 2010, a small group of cubers when to the store in the student center to obtain mass amounts of soda (or pop to some people) and junk food. Upon browsing the selection, Sarah Strong saw a bottle of Orangina and asked "What's Orangina ?" Pronouncing it incorrectly (oh-ran-gy-nah) the group proceeded to break into hysterical laughter. As the laughing receded, one of the cubers in the group explained to her the error of her mistake and so was the start of the meme. That night, Chris Tran, Sarah Strong, Waffo, and several others spammed the US Nationals 2010 thread of this discovery as they posted pictures of Orangina ads. On the third day of US Nationals 2010, Orangina was the joke among that small group that the people in that group bought several 1L bottles of the carbonated beverage just to try it. Waffo wanted to time it and his first attempt at the bottle was 5x.xx. Soon after Felix Lee and Chris Tran followed Waffo's attempt but were unable to break it. The chugging drew in a crowd as Waffo attempted another 1L of Orangina only a few hours after his first attempt, racing with Sarah Strong, Ryan Reese, and Stachu Korick. He broke his previous UWR with a 48.46 and threw up mere minutes later. Waffo still practices Orangina chugging to date.

After US Nationals was over, Orangina was a wide spread story on speedsolving.com as people changed they avatars to Orangina logos and bottles for quite a while. Many people have tried to take Waffo's throne at a competition but were unable to beat the 48.46 set at US Nationals 2010.


Waffo holds the current UWR for chugging a 1L glass bottle of Orangina (starting with the cap off). His PB at home is 30.02 for a 1L bottle.

Zeroing (November 2010)

Supposedly Feliks Zemdegs's secret method, zeroing is a hoax started by the following post by Anthony Brooks on the Speedsolving Forums: post: "Feliks got the nickname Faz because of the method he uses actually. FAZ stands for F2L After Zeroing. What's "zeroing" you might ask? Only Faz knows at this point. It's apparently his secret weapon, but he won't share. :-("

Alot Profile Picture Takeover (November 2010)

An Alot is an "imaginary creature that kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug" introduced in the blog Hyperbole and a Half's page on Alot.

On November 22, 2010, user TheRubiksGod created the thread "I Will Make Your Avatar :D" on the Speedsolving Forums. Prompted by Lucas Garron's reply linking Hyperbole and a Half, the thread turned into a request for Alot of ___ avatars. Many of these were made by Shelley Chang. Within a week, many prominent users on Speedsolving had changed their profile to some type of Alot.