GTC (grand theft cube)! My cube got stolen!

[Odin]

Have you stopped to think about this:

who steals a rubik's cube? Honestly.

Maybe it's cuz I'm a scary fat asian kid who's eyes look like they'll stab you to death if you mess with him... I dunno.

Well im not asian so mabye thats why i got my cube stolen

 

[DcF1337]

and I lend them out all the time to random people, who always give them back...

Maybe it's cuz I'm a scary fat asian kid who's eyes look like they'll stab you to death if you mess with him... I dunno.

It's fine when people actually ask for permission to borrow your cubes. It only becomes a problem when they don't.

 

[abr71310]

Have you stopped to think about this:

who steals a rubik's cube? Honestly.

Maybe it's cuz I'm a scary fat asian kid who's eyes look like they'll stab you to death if you mess with him... I dunno.

Well im not asian so mabye thats why i got my cube stolen

Doesn't mean they shouldn't be scared of you; what kind of school do you go to anyway!?!?!

It's fine when people actually ask for permission to borrow your cubes. It only becomes a problem when they don't.

They usually never ask permission -- they know where it is in my bag and they'll just take it out while I'm working on stuff in class. They mention they took my cube by the end of the period or w/e and either give it back there or the next time we end up seeing one another; but so far nothing's been stolen (and I've had all of these cubes for roughly 3 months??).

 

[Ryanrex116]

A long time ago, I brought two cubes to school. One was my main cube. (Storebought, I had only been cubing for about 2 months.) And a cheap $2. Someone wanted to race me, (he didn't know how to solve) so I let him use the cheap one.

When I was done, we both put the cubes back on the table. Then, somebody took my main cube and said: don't let him finish!

He passed the cube to someone else, and he said: Let me just get two sides!!!

When, I tried to grab the cube from him, he clumsily fell down and my main cube was on the ground. He smashed the red center off, and I was peeved.

When I got home, I was able to glue the cap back on, but it was a little bit crooked. It fell back off about every month.

One day, I switched its core with my secondary cube. My main cube didn't turn very well, but I fixed that. The secondary cube turned amazingly, but it eventually wore off.

Now, I use a type A DIY, and those cubes are now used for relays.

 

[calekewbs]

Wrong. I always bring my main speedcube where ever I go.
No one dares to take anything from me.
Since we are cubers with DIYs, we always need to adjust the screws. That's why I often carry a screw driver. One way to make sure someone returns your cube when he run off with it is by chasing him while holding a screw driver and yelling, "screw you!" After you catch him, stab him with the screw driver until he bleeds. Then you tell him, "You know how I turn the cube so fast? Well, I'm on some sort of illegal drug, that's why. Don't take drugs away from addicts. The withdraw effect can force one to kill. Next time you will die."
Then you take your cube and run away. After that, everyone should know that you are crazy and no one will dare to mess with you.

(I haven't tried anything like that yet, I never needed to. Probably because everyone already knows the consequences of messing with me.)

...ROFLMAO!!! lol