Did you know that...
...I took the slowest available mode of transportation to the competition (walking in a zigzag pattern across campus while desperately maintaining my precarious grip on a large, ungainly box with breakable stuff loaded up on top of it)?
...I took the fastest available mode of transportation away from the competition (running wildly across campus to get a head start and then biking down the busiest available street at night time, which turned out to be significantly faster than driving)?
...the Cantor Arts Museum is free, and has lots of naked women in it?
...the next time I see Brett, he owes me the springs and screws to the cube he gave me and now sits in a disassembled mess on my desk?
...I judged half the final, but still didn't judge a solve faster than Chris' one-hand record?
...having done so, I now know who all the fast solvers in the competition are, and have made them do my bidding (that is, come to the table when I say so), but have had no other interaction with about half of them?
...Jeremy found a genuine Haiyan hair in his Haiyan cube? It probably was not a pube.
...if you try to help with the scrambling, but are bad at it, the other judges will mock you?
...the other modes of transportation I used to get home were walking, walking while pushing a bicycle, riding in a truck, riding in an elevator, and standing at a train station buying tickets from strangers and then trying to resell those tickets to other strangers and standing stupidly not getting on the train when it finally came?
...I work at a real job, and my boss comes to all the competitions?
...I invited the cute girl from my office, too, but she was "busy cleaning her house"?
...sometimes when I drink the world is so beautiful I have to close my eyes just to keep from crying?
(I stole that last one.)
