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What is a Karen story?

Look up Karen. @Sub1Hour your bio.

Oh lol I forgot about it

I got 3 stories lined up for ya.

The first one was happening while I was announcing a basketball game at my school, we were playing a school that had a lot of, how do I say it without sounding like a jerk? Ummm... Rich preppy kids? Yeah, Ill go with that. Basically their entire school boundaries were in the nicest neighborhoods in the county and they were all pretty snotty, especially the parents.

The way that we had the gym set up our student section was seated on the opposite side of the gym, then the away section and parents were seated right behind the score table. I was sitting at the score table doing announcer type stuff, managing the audio, repeating referee calls, announcing scores, ETC. This one lady that was seated like 3 rows up but right behind me. SHE WOULD NOT SHUT UP FOR THE ENTIRE GAME

This was also a very intense game since we were halfway into the season and our team and the away team were both undefeated and this was basically the game to show who was gonna get a bye during the playoffs. So everything was very intense but this lady was not helping. She was shouting all of the regular Karen things to shout during a sports game. "Where is the Foul?" "Watch the Foul" Etc.

What really pissed me off is that she started calling out our players for just playing hard and CLEAN ball. During halftime, she started complaining to OUR statisticians, most of which were students, that we "Missed" fouls that were never called or "Missed" points that were never scored. Even the away teams statisticians showed an Identical score sheet to ours (Each team has to have at least one present)

Oh, fun. Pretending like you know what you're doing.

Then we ended up beating them by 15 points late in the 4th quarter and ran up like 20 points on them that were unanswered. This made her go off the rails, screaming and yelling, I was concerned I would have to call the medical staff over because she looked like she was about to burst a blood vessel. The best part though, was after the game was over, I pulled my signature move

Whenever we win a basketball game, I always play "Sweet Victory", and then she lost it. She stormed right off to one of our principals and started just going off, He was standing at the baseline and I was at halfcourt so I couldn't hear their conversation very well but I will bet my money that she mentioned a lawsuit somewhere in there.

What's the move?