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hmm? I don't hate clock. And I don't not like an event just because I can't use CFOP.

You usually heart posts that say Clock should be removed/replaced and angry/meh them when they say it's an amazing event, shouldn't be removed, or something like that

Maybe Owen just has a little machine in his brain that decides how to react to a post. If the post is anti-all-methods-but-CFOP, he loves it. If it is pro not CFOP or less liked events then he angries it. Then he denies hating all other methods, and make flase statements to make us think he likes other events but are obviously lies.

Hmmm... interesting theory. I guess if it's implemented into his brain we can't blame him for it. I wonder if it runs in the family and Micah has it also

Probqbly Micah has it to, but a less severe case.

3x3 isn't even my favorite event lol, I like Megaminx and 4x4. I also l like events people don't care about as much like skewb and pyra.

See? More evidence for that little machine in his head.

maybe this machine in my head makes me able to solve a cube fast.

No thats a different one. It is there though, to be sure.

huh so my brain is very malfunctioning but I have lots of little machines in there that make it work but in slightly different ways?

Probably. My moms cousin has a Phd in neuroscience, maybe he can take a look at your head.

I should probably get it checked out

ya, we should see othe peoples opinions first thpugh, itd probably be quite expsnsive to get the scans done.

You guys bully him a lot don’t you lol

Also Owen make sure to talk to Micah about it, since it isn't quite as developed it should be easier to fix now. It's like Color Neutral, the more you develop as a person with this mutated machine, the harder it is to fix it

alright... how should I help him get rid of his machine?

Tell him to lay down(don't tell him about it before), then tie him up, then gag him, then call a doctor

alright here goes...