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It was my friend’s 15 second portrait of me.

For some reason, I like it.

:O Face reveal

The Russians can now find me with there face-scanning tech.

Wait.. you're a Russian fugitive :O

I'm not Russian. I'm from a small astroid that used to be in the Kelper Belt. My astroid went off-course and collided with Earth, specifically Russia. With my home totally obliterated, I found refugee in a potato.

I've told you too much... I will soon be found by the Russians.