Edges - T P S O Q R L X C [U K] - "you just TelePorted. SO? that's not QueeR. (new sentence) LuX isn't a Christian."
Corners - D L N K J W S - "Daniel rose-Levine got NocKed in the JaW on the Speesolving forums" - I actually only remembered "Daniel Levine", because I didn't want to mistakenly execute an R.
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Cubinwitdapizza
For corners you coulda done, Daniel Levine got NocKed in the JaW while Solving